What’s more than to start a new beginning with a bit of humour. There are many comical aspects the New Year brings with it. A little humour on New Year’s wishes can make everything better. So let the poets, authors, and comedians help you make your dear ones laugh this holiday season with these undeniably funny Happy New Year’s quotes.
Send some sarcastic or hilarious New Year Quotes to your close ones and make them laugh their heart out.
30 Funny Happy New Year Quotes
“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.”
– Oscar Wilde
“What the new year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the new year.”
– Vern McLellan
“A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.”
– Anonymous
“Last year’s resolution was to lose 20 pounds by Christmas. Only 30 pounds to go.”
– Anonymous
“May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.”
– Anonymous
“Happy New Year! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry — for tomorrow we diet!”
– Anonymous
“All I wish this new eve comes with a lot of joys for you since you look ugly while crying. Happy New Year!”
– Anonymous
“May this New Year bring actual change in you, nor recurrence of old habits in a new package.”
– Anonymous
“I think I made too many New Year’s resolutions this year. It took me almost a full day to break them all.”
– Anonymous
“An optimist stays up till midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.”
– Bill Vaughn
“Here’s to a new year doing the same old habits.”
– Anonymous
“Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and all we want to do is sleep.”
– Anonymous
“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.”
– Anonymous
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”