Funny Christmas Wishes for Wife

Funny Christmas Wishes for Wife

A funny Christmas wish to your wife will bring a smile to her face. Move away from the usual norm of writing formal messages on a card for her. Make her laugh until she wets her panties with witty funny Christmas Wishes for Wife. See some sample of Hilarious Merry Christmas Wishes for Wife below:

Hilarious Merry Christmas Wishes for Wife

Holidays are exhausting. Gifts for wife prohibited. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

One sure sign that you’re getting older my darling wife is how Santa seems to look younger each year. Cheers to another year of holiday fun!

Happy Holidays to my lovely woman! I’m sure Santa knows the difference, but I’ll put in a good word for you, just in case. 😉

Forget diet and eat as many sweets and candies as you can. Just do not forget to brush your teeth. I value them. Merry Christmas, sweetheart.

Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 1900!

Merry Christmas to you dear wife. I hope your credit card bills are not as attractive as your nicely put Christmas decoration. Have a great one this year.

Let’s not forget to get a lot of love in this holiday season. Isn’t that what the holidays are supposed to be about sharing love!? Merry Christmas to My Wife!

On this magical season, do not make vanish all your savings in a day. Have an awesome and magical Christmas, my lovely wife.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

The best gift your parents gave to me is giving birth to you on Christmas day. Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas my precious wife.

OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a “train load” of good wishes.

Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!

Congratulations! You are on the list of good people of Santa. Expect low because I have already told him that you made it there because I kept an eye on you. Merry Christmas dear wife.

I am planning to go green on this Christmas. This is a hint in case you do not get it. Gift me a lot of cash, maybe? Merry Christmas dear wife.

One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people (wife) forget the past with a present.

Funny Christmas Wishes for Wife