Birthdays are important and brothers are even more important. The love for a brother is not like any other. It is invisible, unconditional, unquestionable and everlasting. Not disputing the fact that little brothers, older brothers or even step brothers can be annoying at times. Sometimes it seems they were put on this Earth to be the little pests you hate to love. But more often than not you’ll find that people have amazingly, unique and special relationships with their brothers.
If you have a brother whose birthday is coming soon and your looking forward to making his day special with witty messages, we hope that these funny birthday wishes will bring a smile to his face,
63 Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother
- Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special day!
- Be thankful for another year
It just reminded me that weeds don’t easily die.
Have a blast on your birthday!
- And the winner of the best brother in the world goes to… Me! But you’re an honorable mention of course. Happy Birthday!
- My brother was the world’s greatest child and today he’s one year closer to being the world’s greatest pensioner! Happy Birthday from your ever uplifting sister!
- Dear Brother: Being your sister meant enduring your fart bombs and living in with your messy habits. It wasn’t always easy but there was never a dull moment.
- Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
- A big Thanks to your Birthday, your birthday cake candles are giving us so much warmth to counter this chilling cold. Thanks again and happy Birthday!
- Real men are proud of their age.
Best wishes on your birthday!
- Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
- Big boys don’t need toys.
But big boys should eat and blow their cakes.
May you have the best birthday ever!
- Why people like you get depressed on birthday for becoming old. If you think on it, you are getting old on left 364 days of a year. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday! Another year, another reason to curse the inventor of the first modern mirror.
- I lift a toast for your being older than last year.
It’s still an achievement though!
All the best this year for you!
- You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants. Happy birthday!
- From this point forward, this is the youngest you’ll ever be. HBD!
- I hope your lungs have enough power to blow up the entire candle at one go. Happy Birthday Brooo…
- Today I ask for God to equip you with a number of things that will scare your enemies to death, including the physical strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger and the financial strength of Bill Gates.
- Wishing a happy birthday to the luckiest brother on earth. Brothers/sisters like me are as rare to find as priceless gems are. Hmm…how envious I am of you.
- Dear brother, on this anniversary of your birth, I hope you can reflect and understand that it’s nothing but downhill from here. Enjoy the ride.
- Happy Birthday, Brother. My wish is that you receive all the joy you deserve on your birthday. That wouldn’t amount to very much considering you have a lot of backed up karma heading your way.
- You might think me heartless, but I’m not getting you a normal gift this year. I’m bringing you the greatest gift of all! Me! An entire month of me! Happy Birthday, bro! Get the spare bedroom sorted.
- I love this time of year, because the gap between us sounds one year longer for a time. Get over it granddad and have a Happy Birthday.
- How do you know your relationship with siblings is strong? When It’s never a bad time to remind your favorite brother he owes you a fiver.
- It happened out of the blue some years ago today. Didn’t think you would last this long! Congratulations!
- This might not be the best time to tell you, but when we were growing up I always cheated at eye spy, that’s the reason you could never win. Happy Birthday! [from your more intelligent older brother].
- We always gave mum such a hard time, it’s probably the reason she is still so grumpy around us! But just like the good old days I blame as much as I can on you, might be the reason you don’t hear from here today. Just letting you know.
- Happy Birthday to my sweet brother. I hope you get one more disease of love and relationship. May virus of fun enter to your life? Happy Fun and humor on Birthday. This hilarious Birthday wishes is only for you.
- I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. Know what they said? They can’t remember that far back! I guess that means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!
- Happy birthday, it’s going to be a great day
I’ll call you and you won’t answer but that’s okay
Because I know you’ll get around to calling me back
It’s your birthday so I’ll cut you a little slack!
- Best wishes, brother. I tried to get your birthday present wrapped in time but… it just wasn’t happening and Kate Upton had to get back to work on her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot in the Bahamas.
- Happy Birthday, my lovely brother! This day is indeed a special one in your life for so many reasons, one of which is at least you are not as old as you will be on your next birthday.
- Dear Brother, being your sister meant enduring your fart bombs and living in with your messy habits. It wasn’t always easy but there was never a dull moment. Happy Birthday.
- Happy Birthday and thank you for all the years you ratted me out to Mom and Dad.
- Too many candles on your cake is causing a fire hazard. Congratulations! That means you’re getting too to count. Happy birthday.
- Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a donkey and you look like one too! Just kidding. You’re not an ass… all the time. Love, Your Favorite Sister.
- I just want you to know that you mean more to me than Sheldon’s spot means to him. Happy birthday to you my precious!
- You didn’t really think I would forget… again. Happy Birthday!
- I wish you a stupendously happy birthday, dear brother. Don’t worry about being elder today than you were yesterday, because you are certainly younger today than you’ll be tomorrow. Have a wonderful day.
- Happy birthday, brother. On your Big Day, may God bless you with a bank account that is fatter than Shrek, Fat Albert, and Homer Simpson put together. And by the way, I hope you know that my love for you is stronger than an authoritarian’s fascination with power and control?!
- “To the most amazing, dynamic, and beautiful sister around…” Oh wait! That would have been your message to me on my birthday!
- I’m not saying I’m the real Batman, but you must admit you’ve never seen us in the same room together… but… “Let’s put a smile on that face!” because it’s your birthday.
- Even if I had the chance I wouldn’t trade you for an Xbox.
- Brother, I wanted to apologize for something. I am sorry that I am your brother…and there is not a darn thing you can do about it! Through thick and thin you will be my brother always and forever. Happy Birthday to you. I hope you have a well-deserved wonderful day.
- I’ll cook your favorite meal, get you the perfect present and clean your place up for the day! All I want in return is for you to be happy. And return the favor when it’s my Birthday… Not too much to ask is it? Happy Birthday! From your lovely sister. Who is too good to you.
- Yay! You have become a year older today! Don’t worry about getting old. Take solace in the fact that you are rapidly getting to the point in your life where you’ll soon start enjoying senior citizen discounts wherever you go!
- Happy Birthday to the coolest person I know. Second only to me.
- Dear Brother: On your birthday, I would love to tell you how wonderful, charming, kind, and amazing you are. But then I would have to lie. Have a great birthday!
- To my brother, thanks for being a brat at the worst moments and the greatest friend at moments I most need it.
- Happy Birthday, brother! Thanks for always setting the bar so high… making all of my achievement pale in comparison.
- Don’t worry, brother, age is only a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!
- But seriously I’m kidding you’re beyond compare
I know in the end you will always be there
because that’s what the most amazing siblings do
Happy Birthday bro!
- Happy Birthday to someone who is as genetically dysfunctional as I am.
- Another year closer to being an old, offensive and incontinent senior citizen!
- Dear Brother. On your birthday, I would love to tell you how wonderful, charming, kind, and amazing you are. But then I would have to lie. Have a great birthday!
- Bickering with you over the years has become a pastime. Enjoy your birthday!
- Brother, you are so old that your birthday candles were brought up at the international global warming conference. Happy Birthday, you old fart!
- Happy Birthday, little brother! After all these years, you’ve finally got older than me 🙂
- We fight more than we hug but I know it’s just that brotherly tough love. Today is the one day a year I stop to say “I love you.”
- To my brother, thanks for being a brat at the worst moments and the greatest friend at moments I most need it. Happy Birthday.
- Happy Birthday to someone who remembers what it was like to not receive Facebook birthday notifications. Just think: if you were a computer, I’d have to turn you in to get a more up-to-date model and you would go in the recycling bin.
- Wishing you the best, bro! Always know that if you fall… I will be the first one there to laugh at you!
- For your birthday, I decided to get you some practical gifts. Now, I know you might think the toupee is a little bit over top but, seriously, it won’t be long now, brother! Happy birthday!
- Happy Birthday to one old fart from another! We’re so blessed to be able to grow old and senile together. Who knows—we might even get to be roommates in the old age home?! How crazy would that be! You’re the best brother anyone could ever ask for! Happy birthday!