Funny Zebra Jokes

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Funny Zebra One Liners And Puns

Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.

There are three different breeds of zebra — Grévy’s zebra, plain zebra, and mountain zebra.

Like a human fingerprint, each zebra’s stripe pattern is totally unique and different.

Zebras are herbivores. Hmmm… guess a plant-based diet isn’t only for the health-conscious among us.

Zebras aren’t fans of colouring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.

A group of zebras is called a “dazzle.” Who knew? What a dazzling name!

Zebras are black with white stripes. Did you think it was the other way around? We sure did.

My zebra is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.

Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.

Hilarious Zebra Q&A Jokes

Q: Did you know that scientists crossed a zebra and a donkey?
A: They called it a zeedonk.

Q: Which animal is the oldest?
A: Zebras, because they are still in black and white.

Q: What did the zebra say before leaving?

A: I’ll be white black.

Q: What does a zebra and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They can’t decide whether to be black or white!

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sun-burned zebra!

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot!

Q: If a quadruped has four legs and a biped has two legs, what is a zebra?
A: A stri-ped.

Q: What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
A: A zebra.

Q: What animal do French women wear to give them support?
A: Zebra.

Q: What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
A: Tarzan with stripes.

Q: What is the oldest animal in the world?
A: The zebra because it’s in black and white.

Q: Why did the zebra cross the road?
A: Because it was a zebra crossing.

Q: What is black and white and eats like a horse?
A: A zebra.

Q: What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and green?
A: 3 zebras fighting over a pickle.

Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!

Q: Why does the zebra bring toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he is a party pooper.

Funny Zebra Jokes