Funny Valentine’s Day Messages for Her

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages for Her

Valentine’s day is all about putting a smile on the face of someone you care about. Sometimes you would want to be bold and move away from the traditional valentine’s practice where all people want to send are plain love messages to their wife or girlfriend.

February 14th, is the perfect occasion for every/any man to make his babe laugh, tease her with funny Valentine’s Day messages

and bring out her sense of humor.. You can select from our fun list below:

20 Funny Valentine’s Day Messages for Her

Smart + Sexy = Smexy. Now bring that fine algebraic variable over here for some real equation solving.

I love going out with you on any day except Valentine’s Day. The rapid demise of my pocket money burns my soul so badly. Happy Valentine Day!

Doing absolutely nothing with you means absolutely everything to me. Happy Valentine’s day Babe.

She-lium (Sheelium) – A natural ability bestowed upon the female gender to put men’s heads in the clouds. Yeah, you’ve got it, Sweetheart.

Happy Valentine’s Day my love, I have resisted all things in my life, but it seems you’re irresistible, because you’re my only temptation in every way. Let’s enjoy the day.

When people ask me what is the best thing about you, I say nothing. I don’t want them to fall in love with you. Happy valentine’s Day!

A little wink, a little smile, and I’m pretty sure you’ll be mine in a little while. If that doesn’t work, I’m calling Cupid. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Hilarious - happy valentine message to her-my one and only woman-girl-wife-babe

Baby, I would be so lost without you. I love you so much. Seriously now, where did you put the GPS?

I put learning Latin dances on my To-Do list this year. What do you say we Tango?

My heart must be really serious or totally confused. It thinks every day is Valentine’s Day because of you.

Let’s pretend for one day that we love each other more than anything else. We can avoid each other for the rest 364 days!

Social media and I have something in common. We can’t say “Like” enough. Did I mention that I like you?

My selfie and your selfie need to get together and make some little selfies. Or would they be called elfies?

Babe, how many frogs did you kiss????? Happy valentine my love.

Excuse me? Do you have a pilot’s license for this plane? Because you just hijacked my heart.

I get the whole Law of Attraction thing, but I’d like your advice on how to use it on you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

If you keep racing through my mind like this, I’ll have to set up a roadblock or call Vin Diesel in for the chase!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wait, no they’re not. They’re violet! Either way, I love you.

Have I told you how much I love you lately? Stay the night and I’ll tell you how much I love you early, too.

How am I supposed to keep my feet on the ground when you keep putting my head in the clouds?

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages for Her

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