Summer Jokes Q&A: The summer is a good time when family gears up for summertime fun, pool party with friends, and party for kids and schoolmates. Keep these handy tips in mind to stay safe while enjoying the season. Funny summer jokes that are sure to bring on the laughs.
We’ve compiled collection of clean and hilarious summer jokes for everyone. There are jokes about vacations, road trips, the beach, and more. Feel free to start your next conversation with these funny summer joke questions and answers. Use them to add a laugh to an afternoon at home or read them in the car to pass time on a road trip.
Funny Summer Jokes Questions and Answers
Q: Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
A: They are hill-arious.
Q: Why don’t oysters like to share their pearls?
A: Because they are shellfish.
Q: What should a toddler wear to go swimming?
A: Pool-ups.
Q: What did the kid say when the instructor told him he’d missed summer school?
A: “No, sir. I didn’t miss it at all.”
Q: What do frogs eat in the summer?
A: Hopsicles!
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: He already had a million degrees.
Q: What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?
A: A watermelon.
Q: What has ears but can’t hear?
A: A cornfield.
Q: How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A: It goes through a jarring experience.
Q: Why can’t basketball players ever go on vacation?
A: They would get called for traveling!
Q: What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: Why did the cheerleader put extra salt on her food in the summer?
A: She wanted to do summer salts.
Q: How hot is a Los Angeles summer?
A: So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!
Q: How do you know your city is suffering from a heatwave?
A: Every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon!
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
A: Summer!
Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!
Q: What do you call a french guy in sandals?
A: Phillipe Phloppe.
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.
Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.
Funny Summer Jokes For Kids
Q: What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where is pop corn?
Q: How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves!
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: The Baahamas
Q: What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?
A: A hot dog
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon
Q: What does the sun drink out of?
A: Sunglasses
Q: Where do sharks go on vacation?
A: Finland
Q: What did the reporter say to the ice cream?
A: What’s the scoop?
Q: What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Q: Why did the shark befriend the dolphin?
A: Because it wanted more porpoise in its life
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it has a million degrees.
Q: What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation.
Q: Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A: Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: Do fish go on vacation?
A: No, because they’re always in school!
Q: Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide!
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra with a sunburn!
Q: What kind of music do killer whales like?
A: They listen to the orca-stra!
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
A: Because they’re shellfish!
Q: What kind of candy do you get at the airport?
A: Plane chocolate!
Hilarious Summer Jokes
Q: What kind of water cannot freeze?
A: Hot water.
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
A: I Scream.
Q: What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A postage stamp!
Q: Why do fish like to eat worms?
A: Because they get hooked on them!
Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company?
A: Reapply
Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in winter.
Q: What do snowmen do in summer?
A: Chillout
Q: Where do goldfish go on vacation?
A: Around the globe
Q: What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
A: Hopsicles!
Q: What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)?
A: A fsh!
Q: Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?
A: Because they never do it on porpoise!
Q: Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?
A: They would get called for traveling!
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: The Baaa-hamas.
Q: And where do sharks go on vacation?
A: Finland!
Q: What part of the fish weighs the most?
A: The scales.
Q: Why did the robot go on vacation?
A: He needed to recharge his batteries.
Q: What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
A: Bagels.
Q: What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?
A: It gets wet!
Q: Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
A: It’s cool.
Q: What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
A: Long time, no sea.
Q: What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A: A shell phone, of course.
Q: What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
A: Sand dollars.
Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves!
Q: Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
A: To recharge his batteries!
Q: Why do fish swim in saltwater?
A: Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Q: Which letter of the alphabet is the coolest?
A: Iced “T”!
Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
A: Because they never get close to the net!
Q: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
A: A mouse on vacation!
Q: What do you call a snowman in July?
A: A puddle!
Q: Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
A: Something fishy was going on.
Q: What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Q: What’s the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Q: Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
A: Times Square.
Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
A: They kept dropping their trunks.
Q: What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
A: Lake Eerie.
Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
A: He wanted to test the water!
Hilarious summer-themed jokes at your next pool party or cookout; share them with your crew and laugh on