Funny New Job Congratulations Messages

Funny New Job Congratulations Messages

Getting a new job is a serious achievement and a good prospects for advancement in ones profession. It is definitely something to celebrate, rejoice over whether it is a friend, family member or a colleague but that doesn’t mean you can’t share a laugh. Here are some humor-filled funny congratulations messages on Your New Job.

Funny Congratulations on Your New Job Messages

  • Don’t let your new job be a new excuse for not visiting me. Congratulations.
  • Make all lies of the job application true. Have fun working, darling. I bet you will own the new job.
  • Congratulations on doing what we pay you for in the way it was intended to be done!
  • Congratulations on your new job. There is no doubt that your new employer is winning at life for having you- just make him believe. Lots of love.
  • Fancy new job, slick new wardrobe, what’s next — big new home too?
  • I would have baked you a congratulatory cake, sent hugs and kisses along with this message to let you know how happy I am of you. Congratulations on your new job!
  • If your new job were a person, he would feel lucky to have you. Congratulations.
  • Now that you have a job, can you pay your own bills now? Kidding. Congratulations, and I am so happy about you my dear friend!
  • Sometimes deserving people get a bad job. And sometimes a stupid person finds a great job. But who cares when the stupid person is your friend. Congratulations!
  • Thank god someone finally realized that terrific employees like you need better pay. Congratulations.
  • Fingers crossed your new colleagues are as amazing as we are. If not, you can always come back!
  • Hope your new job doesn’t go boring in a few weeks like the last one. Rooting for you, sweetheart.
  • I am super proud of you for getting handpicked for your new job. Just do not take much stress and go MIA. Love you, boo.
  • Congratulation you on your promotion! Hope you haven’t earned it on your knees…
  • Your new job is one more addition to the list of things that I envy you for. Congratulations.
  • I heard you earned a new fancy job title. You are a big fish now!
  • Time for a fresh start somewhere new, where they don’t know all about that time you [funny situation/tale].
  • You seriously deserved this success. I hope your new job is as easy as you are.
  • A new job is like a girlfriend or boyfriend. It will break up with you if you take it for granted. Wish you good luck.
  • Along with congratulations, sending you lots of luck and prayers as you are going to need them. Best of luck.
  • Can’t believe you’re leaving us like this, [Name]. What will we do? Oh yeah, we’re celebrating!
  • Congrats on the new gig! Your new coworkers have no idea what they’re in for with you!
  • Your previous employer’s loss is your new employer’s gain. Congrats on your new job.
  • Thank god someone finally realized that terrific employees like you need a better pay. Congratulations.
  • I’m feeling pity for the guy who hired you. He must be a plain stupid or blind to choose someone like you to hire for the job. But congratulations anyway!
  • I hope your new boss is half as grumpy as your old one and your new colleagues are double the fun as your old ones. Have a good time in your new office.
  • You’ve got a new job, so luck has played its part, and now it‘s all up to you!
  • Getting a new job is easy. Being offered a new job is not. Congratulations on being headhunted.
  • The good luck wood duck says, good luck. He is a duck of very limited imagination. Best of luck for your new job!
  • A new job is like a girlfriend or boyfriend. It will break up with you if you take it for granted. I wish you good luck.
  • The more you earn for yourself, the more you can spend on friends like myself. Congratulations on your new job.
  • Welcome to the world of suits and ties, and responsibilities. Lots of responsibilities. Congratulations!
Funny New Job Congratulations Messages
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