Funny New Job Congratulations Messages

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Getting a new job is a serious achievement and a good prospects for advancement in ones profession. It is definitely something to celebrate, rejoice over whether it is a friend, family member or a colleague but that doesn’t mean you can’t share a laugh. Here are some humor-filled funny congratulations messages on Your New Job.

Funny Congratulations on Your New Job Messages

Don’t let your new job be a new excuse for not visiting me. Congratulations.

Make all lies of the job application true. Have fun working, darling. I bet you will own the new job.

Congratulations on doing what we pay you for in the way it was intended to be done!

Congratulations on your new job. There is no doubt that your new employer is winning at life for having you- just make him believe. Lots of love.

Fancy new job, slick new wardrobe, what’s next — big new home too?

I would have baked you a congratulatory cake, sent hugs and kisses along with this message to let you know how happy I am of you. Congratulations on your new job!

If your new job were a person, he would feel lucky to have you. Congratulations.

Now that you have a job, can you pay your own bills now? Kidding. Congratulations, and I am so happy about you my dear friend!

Sometimes deserving people get a bad job. And sometimes a stupid person finds a great job. But who cares when the stupid person is your friend. Congratulations!

Thank god someone finally realized that terrific employees like you need better pay. Congratulations.

Fingers crossed your new colleagues are as amazing as we are. If not, you can always come back!

Hope your new job doesn’t go boring in a few weeks like the last one. Rooting for you, sweetheart.

I am super proud of you for getting handpicked for your new job. Just do not take much stress and go MIA. Love you, boo.

Congratulation you on your promotion! Hope you haven’t earned it on your knees…

Your new job is one more addition to the list of things that I envy you for. Congratulations.

I heard you earned a new fancy job title. You are a big fish now!

Time for a fresh start somewhere new, where they don’t know all about that time you [funny situation/tale].

You seriously deserved this success. I hope your new job is as easy as you are.

A new job is like a girlfriend or boyfriend. It will break up with you if you take it for granted. Wish you good luck.

Along with congratulations, sending you lots of luck and prayers as you are going to need them. Best of luck.

Can’t believe you’re leaving us like this, [Name]. What will we do? Oh yeah, we’re celebrating!

Congrats on the new gig! Your new coworkers have no idea what they’re in for with you!

Your previous employer’s loss is your new employer’s gain. Congrats on your new job.

Thank god someone finally realized that terrific employees like you need a better pay. Congratulations.

I’m feeling pity for the guy who hired you. He must be a plain stupid or blind to choose someone like you to hire for the job. But congratulations anyway!

I hope your new boss is half as grumpy as your old one and your new colleagues are double the fun as your old ones. Have a good time in your new office.

You’ve got a new job, so luck has played its part, and now it‘s all up to you!

Getting a new job is easy. Being offered a new job is not. Congratulations on being headhunted.

The good luck wood duck says, good luck. He is a duck of very limited imagination. Best of luck for your new job!

A new job is like a girlfriend or boyfriend. It will break up with you if you take it for granted. I wish you good luck.

The more you earn for yourself, the more you can spend on friends like myself. Congratulations on your new job.

Welcome to the world of suits and ties, and responsibilities. Lots of responsibilities. Congratulations!

Funny New Job Congratulations Messages