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50 Funny Marriage Engagement Quotes And Sayings
Depending upon who you are and where you have been, each of you will have your own expectations about what love, romance, and marriage will look like.
Gary Thomas
No matter whom you date and eventually marry, every one is a flawed sinner-beginning with you.
Gary Thomas
Take time in pre-engagement or pre-marriage conversations to understand the balance of baggage and burdens vs blessings.
Gary Thomas
First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring..soon after..comes suffer..ing!
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore
Nowadays in other to reduce cost, engagement is done a day before the church wedding.
Cecilia Gbemisola Obisakin
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
unknown
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
unknown
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
Why do married people live longer than single people? I think it’s because married people make a special effort to live longer than their partner – just so they can have the last word.
They say marriages are made in heaven, but so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Pacifist Ray
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds, they mature slowly.
Peter De Vries
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields
Marriages don’t work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.
Forget Paris
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Anonymous
Every wedding day is different, and every individual faces it with fears, delusions, fantasies, doubts, excitement, joy, laughter, and even tears.
Gary Thomas
There is virtually nothing you can do that has more power to enhance your life than to build and protect a great and happy marriage.
Howard J. Markman
Many couples enter engagement with already stressed family relationships.
Zondervan
Often an engagement ring marking this obligation, is given by the man to his intended bride.
Cecilia Gbemisola Obisakin
The ring not only signifies their intent to marry, but also publicly identifies the couple.
Cecilia Gbemisola Obisakin
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
unknown
Spouse: someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.
Anonymous
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.