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50 Funny Marriage Engagement Quotes And Sayings
Depending upon who you are and where you have been, each of you will have your own expectations about what love, romance, and marriage will look like.
Gary Thomas
No matter whom you date and eventually marry, every one is a flawed sinner-beginning with you.
Gary Thomas
Take time in pre-engagement or pre-marriage conversations to understand the balance of baggage and burdens vs blessings.
Gary Thomas
First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring..soon after..comes suffer..ing!
Jay Leno
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore
Nowadays in other to reduce cost, engagement is done a day before the church wedding.
Cecilia Gbemisola Obisakin
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
unknown
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
unknown
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
Why do married people live longer than single people? I think it’s because married people make a special effort to live longer than their partner – just so they can have the last word.
They say marriages are made in heaven, but so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Pacifist Ray
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds, they mature slowly.
Peter De Vries
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields
Marriages don’t work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.
Forget Paris
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Anonymous
Every wedding day is different, and every individual faces it with fears, delusions, fantasies, doubts, excitement, joy, laughter, and even tears.
Gary Thomas
There is virtually nothing you can do that has more power to enhance your life than to build and protect a great and happy marriage.
Howard J. Markman
Many couples enter engagement with already stressed family relationships.
Zondervan
Often an engagement ring marking this obligation, is given by the man to his intended bride.
Cecilia Gbemisola Obisakin
The ring not only signifies their intent to marry, but also publicly identifies the couple.
Cecilia Gbemisola Obisakin
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
unknown
Spouse: someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.
Anonymous
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admir ing for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr
Some people or cultures take engagement as marriage.
Nurra Hooper
Marriage is a three-ring circus. First the engagement ring, the the wedding ring, then the suffering.
Milton Berle
Marriage is a holy bond because it permits two people to help each other work out their spiritual destinies. God declared marriage to be good.
Billy Graham
Marriage is nature’s way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.
Robert Brault
All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond Hull
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Nora Ephron
The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.
H.L Mencken
The highest happiness on earth is marriage.
William Lyon Phelps
I couldn’t have dreamed you into existence because I didn’t even know I needed you. You must have been sent to me.
Kamand Kojouri
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.
Robert Browning
Engagement marks the end of a whirlwind romance and beginning of an eternal love story.
Rajeev Ranjan
True love stories never have endings.
Richard Bach
All commands from your lips are sweet, I say, and now have you not said the sweetest of all? Marry you!
Byron Caldwell Smith
And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.
Kiersten White
Chains do not hold marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.
Simone Signoret
For you I make the promise of fidelity / Now and for eternity / No one could replace this vow / For you I’d take your hand and heart / And everything / And add to them a wedding ring.
Kenny Lerum
Marriages aren’t fireproof. Sometimes you get burned.
Alex Kendrick
We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love.
Gene Perret
It’s a beautiful night / We’re looking for something dumb to do / Hey baby / I think I wanna marry you
Ari Levine
If you want to increase your chances of having what we would consider a successful engagement, it’s imperative that you visualize what needs to happen.
Greg Smalley
God uses marriage to accomplish a very important goal – to help us become like Christ.
Greg Smalley