Funny Engagement Quotes And Sayings

Funny Marriage Engagement Quotes And Sayings

Find suitable marriage engagement quotes and sayings to send to your engaged loved ones and friends. Our collection comprises of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny engagement quotes, funny engagement sayings, and funny engagement proverbs. Enjoy!

50 Funny Marriage Engagement Quotes And Sayings

Depending upon who you are and where you have been, each of you will have your own expectations about what love, romance, and marriage will look like.

Gary Thomas

No matter whom you date and eventually marry, every one is a flawed sinner-beginning with you.

Gary Thomas

Take time in pre-engagement or pre-marriage conversations to understand the balance of baggage and burdens vs blessings.

Gary Thomas

First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring..soon after..comes!

Jay Leno

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Al Gore

Nowadays in other to reduce cost, engagement is done a day before the church wedding.

Cecilia Gbemisola Obisakin

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!


A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Henny Youngman

Why do married people live longer than single people? I think it’s because married people make a special effort to live longer than their partner – just so they can have the last word.

They say marriages are made in heaven, but so is thunder and lightning.

Clint Eastwood

Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.

Elbert Hubbard

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Pacifist Ray

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds, they mature slowly.

Peter De Vries

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

W. C. Fields

Marriages don’t work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.

Forget Paris

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck

A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.


Every wedding day is different, and every individual faces it with fears, delusions, fantasies, doubts, excitement, joy, laughter, and even tears.

Gary Thomas

There is virtually nothing you can do that has more power to enhance your life than to build and protect a great and happy marriage.

Howard J. Markman

Many couples enter engagement with already stressed family relationships.


Often an engagement ring marking this obligation, is given by the man to his intended bride.

Cecilia Gbemisola Obisakin

The ring not only signifies their intent to marry, but also publicly identifies the couple.

Cecilia Gbemisola Obisakin

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.


Spouse: someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.


Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admir ing for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.

Jean Kerr

Some people or cultures take engagement as marriage.

Nurra Hooper

Marriage is a three-ring circus. First the engagement ring, the the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Milton Berle

Marriage is a holy bond because it permits two people to help each other work out their spiritual destinies. God declared marriage to be good.

Billy Graham

Marriage is nature’s way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.

Robert Brault

All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Raymond Hull

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Michel de Montaigne

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Nora Ephron

The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.

H.L Mencken

The highest happiness on earth is marriage.

William Lyon Phelps

I couldn’t have dreamed you into existence because I didn’t even know I needed you. You must have been sent to me.

Kamand Kojouri

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.

Robert Browning

Engagement marks the end of a whirlwind romance and beginning of an eternal love story.

Rajeev Ranjan

True love stories never have endings.

Richard Bach

All commands from your lips are sweet, I say, and now have you not said the sweetest of all? Marry you!

Byron Caldwell Smith

And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.

Kiersten White

Chains do not hold marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.

Simone Signoret

For you I make the promise of fidelity / Now and for eternity / No one could replace this vow / For you I’d take your hand and heart / And everything / And add to them a wedding ring.

Kenny Lerum

Marriages aren’t fireproof. Sometimes you get burned.

Alex Kendrick

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love.

Gene Perret

It’s a beautiful night / We’re looking for something dumb to do / Hey baby / I think I wanna marry you

Ari Levine

If you want to increase your chances of having what we would consider a successful engagement, it’s imperative that you visualize what needs to happen.

Greg Smalley

God uses marriage to accomplish a very important goal – to help us become like Christ.

Greg Smalley
Funny Engagement Quotes And Sayings