Funny hot weather questions and answers humor: You might as well laugh while it’s burning up outside!
Here are some hilarious and best heat jokes to play with friends and for school kids picnic games.
Funny Heat Q&A Jokes
Q: What does a bee do when it is hot?
A: He takes off his yellow jacket!
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: How do heat lamps communicate?
A: Lampost
Q: What did the one pig say to the another at the beach?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold!
Q: How hot is it in Southern California?
A: So hot every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon!
Q: How hot is a Los Angeles summer?
A: So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!
Q: What happened after the mom purchased a loaf of bread from Albertsons?
A: By the time she got home it was toast!
Q: What do you need to visit Death Valley, Arizona?
A: Dental Records
Q: What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California summer?
A: Mrs. Droughtfire.
Q: What did the air conditioning say to the man?
A: I’m your biggest fan.
Q: What are the only two seasons in Phoenix, Arizona?
A: Hot and Hotter.
Best Heat Jokes
Question: How hot is it?
Possible Answers:
- The Cows Are Giving Evaporated Milk.
- The Birds Have To Use Potholders To Pull Worms Out Of The Ground.
- The Potatoes Cook Underground, And All You Have To Do To Have Lunch Is To Pull One Out And Add Butter, Salt And Pepper.
- Farmers Are Feeding Their Chickens Crushed Ice To Keep Them From Laying Hard-Boiled Eggs.