Funny Graduation Quotes For Laughs

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Hilarious Graduation Quotes: Joy, Happiness, Laughter, Congratulation and Celebration is the order of the day for every graduands. Graduation Day is the day that every student look forward to as a reward of their hard work and dedication put in their studies over a period of time. Take a minute and exhale. You are a graduate now and may do a victory lap. Your friends and family might even do a lap with you!

Use this opportunity to share these words of wisdom from prominent people to comfort you and bring you joy through laughter as you venture into an unknown future.

Best Funny Graduation Quotes

When they hand you your diploma, keep moving. Just in case they try to take it back. ― Unknown

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ― Mark Twain

Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that. ― Ellen DeGeneres

I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes – which is the afterlife of a graduation speech. ― Art Buchwald

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. ― Will Rogers

Struggling to decide what to do after graduation is, and always will be, a sort of rite of passage to the next phase of your life. ― Gloria Davidson

Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life. ― Unknown

So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you’re on the right track. ― Ed Helms

A man of genius is privileged only as far as he is genius. His dullness is as insupportable as any other dullness. ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

Experience is the only school from which no one graduates. ― Unknown

You know that point at your graduation ceremony where everyone tosses up their caps? Isn’t it great that we all celebrate how smart we are by throwing sharp pointy objects in the air? ― Unknown

Graduation: A ritual event where they award you a diploma, in the hope that you have learned enough to be able to read it. ― Unknown

I can’t wait to hear your name horribly mispronounced at the graduation ceremony. ― Unknown

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere. ― Frank A. Clark

Well, I’m not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye. ― Ron Swanson

If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. ― William Lyon Phelps

Big pay and little responsibility are circumstances seldom found together. ― Napoleon Hill

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. ― John Green

You’re going to fall down, but the world doesn’t care how many times you fall down, as long as it’s one fewer than the numbers of times you get back up. ― Andy Sorkin

Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would. ― Neil Gaiman

The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. ― Jon Stewart

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. ― Unknown

I couldn’t wait for success. I went ahead without it. ― Jonathan Winters

My dear terrified graduates, you are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives. ― Lin-Manuel Miranda

The best advice I can give anybody about going out into the world is this: Don’t do it. I have been out there. It is a mess. ― Russell Baker

You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that’s wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that’s worse. This is a day. ― Andy Samberg

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. ― Gary Trudeau

The Lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. ― Ann Landers

As you set off into the world, don’t be afraid to question your leaders. But don’t ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky. ― Will Ferrell

It doesn’t matter that your dream came true if you spent your whole life sleeping. ― Jerry Zucker

Funny Graduation Quotes For Laughs