Funny Good Morning Messages for Friend

There is nothing like having funny and hilarious friends with good sense of humour that can throw and take jokes at any given time. Imagine receiving a funny message from a friend first thing in the morning. As the saying goes —- a good laugh is the best medication.

It’s never too early to put a smile on your friend, colleague or coworker’s face by going through our collections of hilarious good morning text messages.

70 Funny Good Morning Messages for a Friend

1. Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!
2. I think the alarm clock wants to come in-between the relationship my bed and I have. Good morning
3. Do you know that the more you lie on your bed you are prone to have bedsores? And no one wants that. So get up, and good morning!
4. Dear friend, good morning to my BFF, best pal for life, wish-I-found-you-sooner human, super genius, know-it-all you. Have a fabulous day, bestie!
5. Hey goofball, I love having you as a friend but don’t forget the sweet treats today- my sweet tooth is itching something crazy. See you soon. Oh yeah… good morning.
6. Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
7. Of courser I’m up already! Of course I’m of legal age!
8. Good morning, octopus! That’s my new nickname for you- someone reminded me recently that friends come and go, but true friends stick to you like an octopus. Thanks for being my bestie.
9. Hey friend, I know we just hung up and it’s only 5am, but I forgot to tell you: good morning!
10. Good morning, friend- I’m so glad that we are both morning people so we don’t have to shoot each other. Morning people hate non-morning people. I couldn’t stand to lose my bestie.
11. Good morning, friend, thanks for letting me cry on your shoulder last night. I know you’re a true friend- now, are you ready to go hunt down that idiot with me?!
12. Good morning, friend, if people only knew how hilarious, funny, and amazing we are together, everyone would want to be a part of our little gang. But to be honest I kind of like it with just me and you. Have a good one, BFF.
13. It must be a double dose of difficulty for you to need to get out of bed and be awesome all at the same time, but I know you can do it! Good morning
14. We wake up like a troll, but it is called a night of beauty sleep! So much irony!
15. Hey, I know you have no problem with the phrase ‘rise and shine’ right? You just need lots of time. Lots and lots of time to make it happen!
16. Start your day with these: you are amazing, and you are delightfully brilliant! Now, tell me how wonderful I am so that my day can officially start too!
17. Very good morning to my excellent friend… in sleeping!
18. Here is to you as you wake up to face real life! As for me, I will be heading straight back to bed.
19. Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed, in no time!
20. As the day begins, remember that I am your friend…you’re welcome!
21. Good Morning to a friend who starts each day by asking important questions: Should I get up at ten or eleven? Is there pizza left over from last night? Have a good day, deep thinker!
22. Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
23. A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!
24. Your morning should begin with a message from a friend who really cares about you…but that’s not happening, today! Take care, I guess!
25. Good Morning to someone I would like to consider to be a friend. Don’t get too excited. I stated that I would like to.
26. Good Morning to someone who sets, when the sun rises, and rises, when the sun sets! Pretty sure you’ve got that backwards, friend! Have a nice nap!
27. Sending you a Good Morning message, knowing it won’t reach you, until the afternoon! Have a good day, friend!
28. Friend, someday you will be a morning person! But, not today. Go back to sleep!
29. Good Morning to a friend, who outdoes everyone… in sleeping! You excel at that!
30. Let me Finish my Coffee First and nobody gets hurt. Have a Good Morning!
31. Friend, I am sending you a Good Morning message, even though you are probably asleep! And will be, in the afternoon, and at night! Seriously, are you ever awake?!
32. Good morning, wild and crazy friends! Grab your coffee and let the busy day begin!
33. Good morning. We’ll see how the rest of the day goes.
34. Good morning. We’ll see how the rest of the day goes.
35. You know you’re a mom when your mornings begin with a little kid’s legs kicking you in the face instead of hearing your soft alarm clock. Worth it? Definitely. Good morning, friend!
36. Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
37. You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!
38. Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!
39. Let’s face it. The worst part of waking up is actually having to wake up. Here’s to you as you suffer through that struggle. Good morning!
40. Good morning! Don’t let the exhausted look on my face deter you from waking up yourself. We can make it through this together.
41. Good morning! Wake up! It’s time to take a big drink from your coffee cup!
42. Good morning! Open your mouth wide! I will just go ahead and pour this coffee right inside!
43. Good Morning to a friend who does not know when to quit, mainly because he never starts! Have a restful day!
44. Good Morning to my friend! Here is to forgetting about responsibilities and relaxing, all day! You know, the same thing that you do, every day!
45. Good Morning to a friend who never stresses about anything, because you are always asleep!
46. You know I’m a true peacekeeper, but let me finish my coffee first and nobody gets hurt! Have a Good Morning afterwards!
47. [Alarm > Snooze], [Alarm > Snooze], [Alarm > SNOOZE, MAN, is this alarm clock stubborn or what? Good Morning, anyway…
48. Good Morning to the only friend I have who likes getting up in the morning! Have a good day, weirdo!
49. It’s a Bonjour in France and a Buenos dias in Spain, but I might get that right in English after this third cup of coffee, thank you!
50. Snooze, please!
51. Good morning to a friend who knows me to the core, yet for some reason still sticks around. Here’s to another day full of laughter and fun!
52. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Your friend! My friend who? Your friend who needs a key so I can drag you out of bed in the morning, sleepy head!
53. Ugh, is it morning? Not again! It’s almost as if the moon comes out to let us just wink instead of getting a full night’s sleep.
54. I am not sure what I’m doing up this early, but I don’t deserve to suffer through this alone. It’s pretty much torture. So… good morning, buddy!
55. My idea of a perfect morning is opening my eyes, rolling over, and going back to bed. Here’s wishing you an equally joyous time. Good morning!
56. Good morning dear friend. Today as I was getting dressed I thought- a good friend is like a good bra: supportive, meant just for me, the perfect fit. Thanks for being my ultimate support system.
57. Good morning, bff, did I mention that you’re my one and only human that I can goof off with, get drunk with, and have midnight chats with that never get old? Well, you are, so congrats to you!
58. Good morning friend, just wanted to tell you thanks for being a crucial part of my weird self. Love, your best friend forever.
59. Good morning you stupid human, fart-brain, cheese ball… what? That’s how you know we’re good friends: we can call each other anything and still be BFF’s.
60. Hey friend, good morning. I know life has got you down recently, so call me. I know you can’t laugh at yourself so I will do it for you. After all, what else are friends for? You can count on me.
61. Good morning friend, thanks for being such a sport last night. I was going to try that at my house but the instructions said: don’t try this at home.
62. Hey, you are awake! The assassins must have been unsuccessful! Enjoy your morning dearest.
63. Did you roll over your bed to the hard floor with a loud thud? Well, I would say that is a ‘little push’ for the morning!
64. Have a bright and smiley morning today, but make sure you brush your teeth first!
65. There are no such things as monsters under your bedpost; rather, you will turn out to be the monster if you refuse to get out of there this morning!
66. Today, I pray turns out to be sweet to you; like Brussels sprouts tasting like brownies, and broccoli tasting like strawberries!
67. You might feel like you do not have to get up today but dear friend, NEWS FLASH: you do have to get up!!!
68. Hey! Had your magical cup of coffee already? If not, you had better do because you need all the magic you can get today. Good morning.
69. Good morning, get up, dress up, and make it look like you have a hang of what you are doing today.
70. There are days that one doesn’t just feel like staying pretty and that is because they intend to lie on their backs and faces all day long!