Friday Funny Quotes For Work

You don’t have to always look serious, since today is Friday you can break the rules.

“Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work, and start to slow down once the light turns yellow.”

“It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.”

I don’t care if any other day exists or not. But I’ll go crazy if there is no Friday. I know the same thing goes for you too. Happy Friday!

I’m wondering If it’s only lazy people like me and you that love the package Friday comes with; no work, no struggles – just food and fun.

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”

My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’”

Sometimes I wish every day of the week should be Friday so that we can sit together and do some funny and crazy things, but if I miss a day at work, I won’t be getting my paycheck.

Thank God it’s Friday! I’m so happy, I feel like flying.

Thursday is in the past, Saturday is in the future, all we have right now is a brilliant Friday, let’s enjoy every bit of it.

A Friday without fun is just like every other stressful day.

A good Friday is a recipe, it will make you forget all the troubles of the past week.

Dear God, thank you for every Friday in my life and the many more that are yet to come.

Hello there, forget your work and Boss, let’s go party and catch some fun.

I don’t work on Fridays; I make appearances.”

Today is Friday, take yourself out later tonight and watch the brilliant stars and beautiful moon, don’t do it all alone, do it with someone you love.

Funny Friday Quotes For Work

• “Make Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check.”
• There are so many things that can make your Friday and amazing day, just be Keen and observe.
• Words cannot express the awesome feeling I get on a Friday morning, knowing fully well that it is a half-day at work.
• If you have crazy friends then you’ll definitely have a lovely Friday night.
• Keep calm and smile; it’s Friday!”
• “Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.”
• ” Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”
• Because of the awesome feeling, I get every Friday morning, sometimes I wish every other day could be Friday.
• Every Friday afternoon feels like heaven to me.
• Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the work week.
• You’d have to stop taking life too seriously on a Friday. Fridays are for fun and love.
• “Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.”
• I’m praying that the clock ticks very fast from 6 AM to 12 noon and then begins to crawl once I get out of the office.
• If we are ever to enjoy life, now is the time, not tomorrow or next year… today should always be our most wonderful day. Happy Friday!
• Fridays are for smiles, so always remember to wear yours.
• “Happy Friday! All days are beautiful, but Friday have their own charm; You end up the work and get a weekend surprise!”
• “I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescents.”
• “When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails) take a break you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break.”
• ” Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
• “It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.“