Funny Fall Jokes

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Looking for funny fall questions and answers jokes? Compiled in this post are some good playful fall Jokes for kids, clean autumn jokes for kids and hilarious fall Q&A jokes for friends.

These funny jokes about autumn are perfect for the season. Enjoy!

Funny Fall Q&A Jokes

Q: What did the tree say to autumn?
A: leaf me alone.

Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
A: I’m falling for you.

Q: Why did summer catch autumn?

A: Because autumn is fall.

Q: Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn?
A: Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the (Yankees).

Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch

Q: Why are trees very forgiving?
A: Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

Q: What falls in autumn?
A: Leaves!

Q: What is the cutest season?
A: Awwtumn.

Q: What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
A: The Great Barrier Leaf.

Q: Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?
A: It was on paid leaf.

Q: What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin patch!

Q: How do leaves get from place to place?
A: With autumn-mobiles.

Q: How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
A: Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!

Q: What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
A: That’s it, i’m leaving.

Q: What will fall on the lawn first?
A: An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

Q: What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?
A: Disbe-leaf.

Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!

Fall Jokes for Kids

Q: What kind of coat goes on wet?
A: A coat of paint.

Q: What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?
A: A fence.

Q: Why do trees hate tests?
A: Because they get stumped by the questions.

Q: Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
A: He was outstanding in his field.

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash.

Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?

A: Fall.

Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month?
A: Sep-Timber!

Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?
A: Leaf me alone.

Q: Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: To make up for his miserable summer.

Q: What has ears but can’t hear a thing?
A: A cornfield.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?
A: Because the corn has ears.

Q: How do you mend a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?  
A: Your teeth.

Q: What reads and lives in an apple?
A: A bookworm.

Q: What did one leaf say to another?
A: I’m falling for you.
Q: What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?
A: Squash.

Q: How do trees get onto the internet?
A: Easy, they just LOG on.

Best Autumn Jokes

  1. On the first day of autumn (autumnal equinox), the number of hours of daylight and darkness are approximately equal.
  2. Autumn is a time when death is golden and beautiful.
  3. This autumn we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices.
    We’ll be raking it up while the oil companies are raking it in.
  4. If money did grow on trees, autumn would be the best season ever!
  5. Blue eyed girls like autumn because it bring their eyes out.
  6. It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful, but everything is really dying
  7. Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower
Funny Fall Jokes