Looking for funny fall questions and answers jokes? Compiled in this post are some good playful fall Jokes for kids, clean autumn jokes for kids and hilarious fall Q&A jokes for friends.
These funny jokes about autumn are perfect for the season. Enjoy!
Funny Fall Q&A Jokes
Q: What did the tree say to autumn?
A: leaf me alone.
Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
A: I’m falling for you.
Q: Why did summer catch autumn?
A: Because autumn is fall.
Q: Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn?
A: Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the (Yankees).
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch
Q: Why are trees very forgiving?
A: Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
Q: What falls in autumn?
A: Leaves!
Q: What is the cutest season?
A: Awwtumn.
Q: What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
A: The Great Barrier Leaf.
Q: Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?
A: It was on paid leaf.
Q: What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin patch!
Q: How do leaves get from place to place?
A: With autumn-mobiles.
Q: How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
A: Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!
Q: What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
A: That’s it, i’m leaving.
Q: What will fall on the lawn first?
A: An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
Q: What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?
A: Disbe-leaf.
Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!
Fall Jokes for Kids
Q: What kind of coat goes on wet?
A: A coat of paint.
Q: What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?
A: A fence.
Q: Why do trees hate tests?
A: Because they get stumped by the questions.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
A: He was outstanding in his field.
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash.
Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month?
A: Sep-Timber!
Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?
A: Leaf me alone.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: To make up for his miserable summer.
Q: What has ears but can’t hear a thing?
A: A cornfield.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?
A: Because the corn has ears.
Q: How do you mend a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth.
Q: What reads and lives in an apple?
A: A bookworm.
Q: What did one leaf say to another?
A: I’m falling for you.
Q: What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?
A: Squash.
Q: How do trees get onto the internet?
A: Easy, they just LOG on.
Best Autumn Jokes
- On the first day of autumn (autumnal equinox), the number of hours of daylight and darkness are approximately equal.
- Autumn is a time when death is golden and beautiful.
- This autumn we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices.
We’ll be raking it up while the oil companies are raking it in. - If money did grow on trees, autumn would be the best season ever!
- Blue eyed girls like autumn because it bring their eyes out.
- It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful, but everything is really dying
- Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower