Funny Congrats On Your Engagement Messages

Funny Engagement Congratulations Messages

Funny marriage engagement congratulatory wishes: It is always refreshing to make someone smile or laugh through messages more especially when the person is a close pal.

Do you have a friend, best friend, sister or brother who just got engaged that you wish to congratulate on his or her recent engagement? Then, select from the very best funny happy engagement messages and send to him or her.

30 Funny Engagement Congratulations Messages

  1. Now that you are engaged, you have new responsibilities, new commitments, and best of all, a new boss. Congratulations for getting the new job of a fiancé.
  2. Congrats on your engagement! I’m so excited for the open bar. I mean, the wedding!
  3. Two crazy awesome nerds found each other – hooray! Can’t wait for your wedding!
  4. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  5. Weddings aren’t really my thing, but I’m actually looking forward to yours. Must mean I kinda like you guys or something. Congratulations! 
  6. Congratulations! I am 90 percent happy for you and 10 percent jealous. (Okay, maybe 80 percent happy and 20 percent jealous)
  7. When I read you guys were enraged, I was confused why such a great couple would be mad. After double-checking spelling, I’m overjoyed it said “engaged.”
  8. Congratulations for finally getting the right to officially love and annoy your partner for the rest of your life.
  9. Engaged is a synonym for busy. Now you can officially ward off your friends and family from disturbing you because you are ‘engaged.’ Congratulations on your engagement.
  10. I hate you because you both look perfect together… making all other couples look dull and boring. Congrats on your engagement!
  11. Never laugh at your partner’s choices, you are now one of them.
  12. Congratulations on your wise decision. I mean, if you’re going to live together anyway, you might as well get a bunch of presents for it!
  13. Marriage is the world’s oldest workshop: the husband works while the wife shops.
  14. Never again laugh at your fiance’s choices, because you are one of them!
  15. The bachelor brigade has lost one of their own. Congratulations to you buddy, but we are mourning the loss of a fallen soldier.
  16. Wishing you a lifetime of great sex…oh, and happiness and love—that stuff is important too.
  17. Who cares about your engagement? I can’t wait to go shopping for your wedding gown with you as your bridesmaid. Congratulations.
  18. There are two types of couples. The first type is the couple who fights and argues after getting engaged. The second type… is yet to be discovered.
  19. The secret of a happy marriage remains… a secret.
  20. Congratulations on your engagement. It’s good you found your perfect match after so many years of dating. I thank God for this.
  21. I’m so happy for you and your new ring. I mean, fiancé!
  22. I’m 90 percent happy for you and 10 percent jealous. Congrats on your engagement!
  23. I am happy that you finally got engaged because I was never expecting that you will ever find a girl. Congratulations anyways.
  24. Happy engagement wishes we all send to you, now all we wanna know is when’s the baby due?
  25. Engagement is the first of 3 rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!
  26. Engagement advice: make sure the ring is really tight so it can never be taken off!
  27. Congratulations on your engagement. I can’t wait to Instagram the wedding!
  28. Engagement marks the apex of a relationship’s love and happiness. It’s all downhill from here. Congratulations.
  29. ooh! He did it ! He liked it. So he put a ring on it. Congratulations!”
  30. I can’t wait to get drunk on expensive champagne at your wedding. Happy engagement!
Funny Congrats On Your Engagement Messages