Birthday is that time of the year when we feel special, loved, and blessed. When it is your wife’s birthday, you might plan the most suitable gift for her, but you can make it better by adding humour to the birthday wishes.
Take a lead from 25 Fun Ways To Wish Your Wife Happy Birthday As She Remains 25 Forever
So give your wife all the love, pampering, and attention plus hilarious shades from this collection of our funny birthday wishes for wife.
25 Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife
- I’m sorry for not knowing how many birthday candles to put on your cake. It seems that I have forgotten how many times you have turned twenty-five. Happy birthday!
- Happy Birthday to my household CEO. You are one-in-a-million and I am so thankful you are my wife.
- As we grow older, three things happen: First, our memory begins to fade; to be honest, I do not remember what the other two are. Happy birthday!
- It’s cool getting birthday cards that match our age, but as I could not find a stone tablet, I hope this message will suffice. Happy birthday, my love.
- Wishing the happiest of birthdays to the one person I love sharing my life with. Sharing your birthday cake, though, is a whole different story!
- On this special day of yours, I would like to remind you to be good to the kids. Just remember, the older we get, the closer we are to them choosing our nursing home. Happy birthday, my darling.
- Happy Birthday, my lovely wife! Today is the one day out of the year where I thank God for my mother-in-law.
- You are the nutella to my toast and the ice cream to my apple pie. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife.
- Happy Birthday, my beautiful wife. If we had been on the Titanic and only had 1 door between us, I would have made room for you and never let you go.
- Happy Birthday to the only woman I would ever want as my co-pilot.
- A wrinkled old hag you are not. Hair growing from your nostrils and ears you have not. Smelling of mothballs and musk you do not. Growing old is most becoming to you, my dear. May you have a birthday full of merriment & good cheer surrounded by your family and friends. Happy Birthday, my incredible wife.
- Congratulations, my darling wife. You are now considered a classic! Happy Birthday!
- Sweetheart, according to the credit card statements you really love that trendy vintage clothing store downtown. I thought I could save money by finding you something vintage from another place you frequent often. After I dusted off some cobwebs and washed it a couple times to get the smell of mothballs off–I think this sweater from the back of your closet looks pretty good! Happy Birthday, my beautiful trendsetting wife!
- I just wanted you to remember that age is just a number and it represents exactly how attractive, able-bodied and happy you are. It’s really nothing to get worked up over. Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday, darling. It’s time to celebrate your ingenious escape from your mother’s womb. I got really lucky to have such a beautiful and wonderful woman in my wife. I love you.
- Our kids get their good looks and charm from you and their stubbornness from me. They are going to turn into great politicians if they want to. Love from your partner in total world domination.
- Happy Birthday. I love you more than I love bacon… and that’s a heck of a lot.
- There is nothing more attractive than an older woman, and though you may not really look it, we both know your dirty little secret. Happy birthday, my love!
- You sure are a smooth criminal because you stole my heart. Happy birthday to my partner in crime.
- My beautiful wife, we have been through a lot together. I do not mind dying for you. Just don’t ask me to prove it. I am just not ready to die as yet. I love you, sweet-pea. Happy birthday.
- It’s like fine wine; we tend to get better as we age. Or perhaps we simply feel better about our age with a lot of fine wine. Happy birthday, darling.
- Putting an amazing birthday present inside your cake crossed my mind, but I wasn’t too keen on getting frosting in my hair. Happy birthday.
- “A good husband like me remembers your birthday, but not your age. Happy birthday!”
- Dear wife, I do admit that it is not you, it’s the delicious food that you cook, makes me crazy about you. I don’t want to reveal the secret, happy birthday, charming.
- It doesn’t matter if your hair turned gray, I will continue to buy those multi-color dresses for you, happy birthday beautiful.