Take a break from everyday serious work topic and give yourself a good laugh with these Hilarious Ant Questions and Answers Jokes that we have put together. Here are some of the funniest ant jokes and ant puns you will find on the web.
Funny Ant Jokes Q&A
Q: Why was the baby ant confused?
A: Because all his uncles were ants.
Q: What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
A: Antteneye!
Q: What do you call an and with frogs legs?
A: An antphibian!
Q: What do you call an ant that won’t go away?
A: Permanant
Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A: Because he was pissed off.
Q: What kind of ants are very learned?
A: Pedants!
Q: What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A: A mutant (mute ant).
Q: Why did the ant cross the road?
A: Because he needed to buy deodorant!
Q: What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant?
A: deadant deadant deadant deadant.
Q: What do you call a well-dressed ant?
A: Elegant!
Q: If three ants are lost in a jungle. Who do u call to find them?
A: The Minister of finance.(find-ants)
Q: What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano?
A: Discordant!
Q: What kind of ant is good at maths?
A: An accountant!
Q: Where do ants go for their holidays?
A: Frants!
Q: What do you call an ant who skips school?
A: A truant!
Q: What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
A: All sorts of antics!
Q: What do you call an ant in space?
A: Cosmonants & Astronants!
Q: What medicine would you give an ill ant?
A: Antibiotics!
Q: What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?
A: An ant’s mouth!
Q: What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
A: Your great-ant!
Q: Who was the most famous ant scientist?
A: Albert Antstein!
Q: What games to ants play with elephants?
A: Squash!
Q: What do you call an ant who can’t find his way back home?