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Funny Friendship Quotes

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Friends are amazing and awesome. A friendship quote to a friend is a great way to show your pal how much he/she means to you. Share these funny friendship quotes with your friends to bring a smile to their faces.

We hope that these funny short quotes leaves good memories as it brings laughter and strengthens your friendship with your friends.

Short And Sweet Friendship Quotes

  • “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” — Walter Winchell
  • “Time doesn’t take away from friendship, nor does separation.” — Tennessee Williams
  • “To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.” — Dr. Seuss
  • “A friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.” — Unknown
  • “It’s not what we have in life, but who we have in our life that matters.” — Unknown
  • “Gardens like friends, they get better with age.” — Unknown
  • “Time doesn’t take away from friendship, nor does separation.” — Tennessee Williams
  • “To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.” — Dr. Seuss
  • “A friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.” — Unknown
  • “It’s not what we have in life, but who we have in our life that matters.” — Unknown
  • Friendship reaches well above all currency. — Robert M. Hensel
  • Thoughtfulness is to a friendship what sunshine is to a garden. — Author Unknown
  • A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. — Arnold Glasow
  • “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” — Unknown
  • “I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.” — Unknown
  • “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.“ — Linda Grayson
  • “Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness.” — Lois L. Kaufman
  • I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. — Clarence Darrow
  • A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. –Benjamin Franklin
  • Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes. — Author Unknown
  • “You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend.–  Edgar A.
  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. — Sicilian Proverb
  • “The only unsinkable ship is friendship.” — Author Unknown
  • “If you are ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.” — Matthew Gray Gubler
  • “I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.” — Unknown
  • Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes. — Author Unknown
  • “You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend.–  Edgar A.
  • “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” — Unknown
  • “True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.” — Unknown
  • “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” — Unknown
  • “I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.” — Unknown
  • “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.“ — Linda Grayson
  • “Gardens like friends, they get better with age.” — Unknown
  • Friendship reaches well above all currency. — Robert M. Hensel
  • Thoughtfulness is to a friendship what sunshine is to a garden. — Author Unknown
  • A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. — Arnold Glasow
  • “Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness.” — Lois L. Kaufman
  • “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” — Arnold H. Glasgow
  • “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” — Walter Winchell
  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. — Sicilian Proverb
  • “The only unsinkable ship is friendship.” — Author Unknown
  • “If you are ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.” — Matthew Gray Gubler
  • “I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.” — Unknown
  • “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” — Unknown
  • “True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.” — Unknown
  • I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. — Clarence Darrow
  • A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. –Benjamin Franklin
  • “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” — Arnold H. Glasgow

    • Funny Best Friendship Quotes

    • A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. –Author Unknown
    • “A mother is the best friend God ever gave.” — Christian Nestell Bovee
    • “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” — Unknown
    • “God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.” — Unknown

    Best Friendship Quotes

    • “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” — Unknown
    • “Never let your best friends get lonely…keep disturbing them.” — Candlelight Publications
    • “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” — Unknown
    • “Best friends are the people in your life who make you laugh louder, smile brighter and live better.” — Unknown
  • “As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.” — Erma Bombeck
  • “Best friend: the one that you can be mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.” — Unknown
  • “A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.” — Unknown
  • “Best friends. Because if anyone else heard our conversations we’d end up in the mental hospital.” — Unknown

    • Funny Friendship Quotes

    1. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” — Oprah Winfrey
    2. “A friend who understands your tears is much more valuable than a lot of friends who only know your smile.” — Unknown
    3. “When the world is so complicated, the simple gift of friendship is within all of our hands.” — Maria Shriver
    4. “A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.” — Unknown
    5. “We weren’t sisters [or brothers] by birth, but we knew from the start…fate brought us together to be sisters [or brothers] by heart.” — Unknown
    6. “In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, for in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.” — Khalil Gibran
    7. “Growing apart doesn’t change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled. I’m glad for that.” — Ally Condie
    8. “Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” — Marcel Proust
    9. “A friend is one of the best things you can be and the greatest things you can have.” — Sarah Valdez
    10. “True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.” — Charles C. Colton
    11. Friends should be like books, easy to find when you need them, but seldom used. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
    12. “Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.” — Muhammad Ali
    13. “Don’t make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up.” — Thomas J. Watson
    14. “The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.” — Elisabeth Foley
  • I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true old man’s milk and restorative cordial. — Thomas Jefferson

    • Happy Friendship Day Quotes

    1. Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. Happy friendship day! — George Eliot
    2. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. — Oprah Winfrey
    3. Happy friendship day! Friend. “Yesterday, I forgot how a friend hurt my feelings. Today, I forgot what I did to make him mad.” — Ariele M. Huff
    4. To our friend who is aging wonderfully. Nothing about you is old, Except a few of your jokes. Happy friendship day! — Author Unknown
    5. You are just like the ocean, I feel relaxed around you, and at other times you cool me down and like the ocean you are always there. Kate Summers
    6. Your friends should be people you can get away to, not people you want to get away from. Happy friendship day! Friend.– Nealey Stapleton
    7. Don’t regret about growing old my friend, we can share memories and each day renew our friendship. Catherine Pulsifer
    8. Make allowances for your friends’ imperfections as readily as you do for your own. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
    9. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. — Bernard Meltzer
    10. “One of the things you can give and will not cost you any money = friendship.” — Catherine Pulsifer
    11. “Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.” — Unknown
    12. “It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.” — Unknown
    13. “‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” — Charles Lamb
    14. “Friendship is like a bank account; you cannot continue to draw on it without making deposits.”  Happy friendship day! Friend. — Author Unknown
    15. Happy friendship day! “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” — Bernard Meltzer
    Funny Friendship Quotes