Funny Wildfire Jokes: Are you looking for ways to make people laugh during wildfire incident? We all know that a forest fire takes seconds to spread. So, why not make wildfire jokes viral? A good laugh during wildfire experience can at least ease some of someone’s stress.
Bring in the heat with these best and hilarious wildfire questions and answers joke.
Funny Wildfire Q&A Jokes
Q: Is climate change leading to more wildfires?
A: Without a drought (doubt).
Q: What did the cigarette butt tell his army?
A: Fire Away.
Q: What does a bee do during a wildfire?
A: He takes off his yellow jacket!
Q: What does a burning ember like to sing?
A: Goodness gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
Q: What kind of women do firefighters get?
A: Only hose.
Q: How quickly can a forest fire start?
A: Lightning fast!
Q: What do you call a forest fire in Greece?
A: A Grease fire.
Q: Why can’t marsupials apply to fight the Australian wildfires?
A: Because they are overkoalified.
Q: Is climate change a reason for more and more wildfires?
A: Without a drought!
Q: What do you call a movie based on the hot California summers?
A: Mrs. Droughtfire!
Q: What do bees do during a forest fire?
A: They take off their yellow jacket!
Q: What happens when a wildfire makes a little joke?
A: You get burned!
Q: What do you get when you Google “How to start a forest fire?
A: ” You get thousands of matches!
Q: Why was the man crying frantically amidst the ashes of the burnt forest?
A: He had lost a deer friend in the wildfires.
Q: What does a bee do during a wildfire?
A: He takes off his yellow jacket!
Q: What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California summer?
A: Mrs. Droughtfire.
Q: Why cant smokey the bear have kids?
A: Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.
Q: What happens when wildfire tells you a joke?
A: You get burned!
Q: How quickly can a wildfire start?
A: Lightning fast.
Q: What started a fire online?
A: Tinder.
Q: Did you hear about the circus fire?
A: Yeah, it was in’tents’.
Q: What do you call a Chinese woman on fire?
A: Mel Ting
Q: Did you hear about the Florida State University Library fire that burned 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.
Q: Why did the redneck start a wildfire?
A: Because he thought he was a Firecracker!
Q: What do Smokey the bear and alexander the great have in common?
A: Their middle names.
Best Wildfire Jokes
Only You can stop forest fires, because Smokey the Bear has been furloughed.
My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he is no longer a firefighter.