Check out these funny collections of tsunami questions and answers joke that will make you laugh out loud.
Best Tsunami Jokes
- Large tsunami hits Mexico – 300k were killed…
…Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans.
- It’s a great time to live in California
Because all the giant tsunamis caused by the giant earthquakes can put out the giant fires
- A blind man got hit by a tsunami
He didn’t sea it coming
- Dying in a tsunami isn’t so bad…
At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye.
- A dolphin goes into the bar.
The barman says, ‘Well, that was a bloody big tsunami!’
Funny Tsunami Jokes Q&A
Q: What detergent do Tsunami victims use to wash their clothes?
Q: How do Tsunami victims clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!
Q: What’s worse than an earthquake ravaging a city?
A: The ensuing Tsunami washing everything away!
Q: What did the tsunami say to Japan?
A: Nothing, it just waved
Q: Did you hear about the new fad Japanese diet?
A: Swim Fast
Q: What is the main sport in Indonesia?
A: BODY SURFING
Q: Following the Tsunami why are fish getting revenge?
A: They are now eating raw Japanese people!
Q: How do you find a prostitute in Sri Lanka?
A: They’re in the fish net.
Q: How do people in the Pacific Rim say HI to each other?
A: They Wave!
Q: Why does a Tsunami give sharks diarrhea?
A: They end up eating Asian food all week!
Q: What is a Tsunami’s favorite song?
A: The Flood!
Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off his bike?
A: He was hit by a whale.
Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Tsunami Victims
Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a tsunami?
A: Bridge over troubled water.