Funny Tornado Jokes: Take a look at these tornado puns and riddles punchline, questions and answers jokes that you can play or share with friends and family. We hope you will find these tornado cyclone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Best Tornado Punchline Jokes
- Your mama’s so fat a tornado can’t even suck her up.
At first there is a lot of blowing, but in the end, you just lose your house.
Funny Tornado Question and Answers Jokes
Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite dessert?
A: Funnel cake!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister!
Q: What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
A: Catch my drift
Q: Why did the weathermen, who each broke an arm and a leg in a tornado, call the hospital?
A: They needed the four casts.
Q: What happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
A: Udder disaster!
Q: What did the tornado say to the other tornado?
A: You turn me on.
Q: What type of storm tears things apart?
A: A tornado.
Q: Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery?
A: Hundreds dead.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?