Sweet Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

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Hilarious Valentine’s Day Jokes to Make Your Kids Laugh: Sharing sweet Valentine’s Day jokes with your kids is a fun way to spread love and celebrate them on February 14th. From Cute and Sweet Valentine’s Day Questions and Answers Joke for Kids to Funny Kid Jokes for Valentine’s Day, these hilarious ideas will get all the giggles.

No matter how you choose to celebrate, ensure to make your kids day special you’re guaranteed to get a smile sweeter than the best Valentine’s Day chocolate. — It’s also about laughter, joy and being able to smile with loved ones. These silly jokes are great for Valentine’s lunch box jokes you can hide for your kids to find later!

Cute And Sweet Valentine’s Day Q&A Jokes for Kids

Q: Why would you want to marry a goalie?
A: Because he (or she) is a real keeper!

Q: What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?
A: Sherwood like to be your valentine.

Q: Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?
A: He stole her heart.

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!

Q: What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?
A: Acute triangle.

Q: What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and kisses.

Q: And what did the tweenager give his mom?
A: Ughs and kisses!

Q: What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
A: I wuv you watts and watts!

Q: What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day?
A: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

Q: What do you call a ghost’s true love?
A: Their ghoul-friend.

Q: What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?
A: Be my Valen-slime!

Q: What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?
A: The day after when all the candy is on sale.

Q: What did the painter say to her sweetheart?
A: I love you with all my art.

Q: What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card?
A: A valen-teeny.

Q: What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
A: I love you berry much.

Q: What’s the most romantic utensil?
A: A fork because it has Valen-tines.

Q: What do girl snakes write at the bottom of their letters?
A: With love and hisses.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!

Q: What did one volcano say to the other?
A: I lava you!

Q: What did one bee say to the other?
A: I love bee-ing with you, honey!

Q: Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
A: They are very scent-imental creatures.

Q: 7. And how did the other sheep respond?
A: You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself

Q: What shade of red is your heart?
A: Beat red!

Q: What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?
A: Don’t ever change, you’re purrrfect.

Q: What did Frankenstein’s monster say to his bride on Valentine’s Day?
A: Be my Valenstein!

Q: What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
A: You mean a great dill to me.

Q: How did the phone propose to his GF?
A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What did the one sheep say to the other?
A: I love ewe!

Funny Kid Jokes For Valentine’s Day

Q: What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m nuts about you!

Q: Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?
A: Because you can really party hearty!

Q: What is it called when your aunt went off to get married on V-Day?
A: Antelope.

Q: What flowers get the most kisses on Valentine’s Day?
A: Tulips (two-lips).

Q: Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
A: A calendar.

Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
A: Choco-LATE.

Q: Why was the rabbit happy?
A: Because somebunny loved him!

Q: What do owls say to declare their love?
A: Owl be yours!

Sweet Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids