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Mother’s Day Quotes For Myself

Mother’s Day Quotes For Myself
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Mother’s Day is here again! Being a mom is a thing of joy and a good experience that most women would want to experience some time in their life. Not overlooking all the sleepless nights you go through, rushing your kids’ to the hospital on emergencies, catering for your children are all the responsibilities being a mom comes with and more. So celebrate yourself today with these Mother’s Day Quotes For Myself. You can write it on your social media profile wall; Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and WhatsApp 

30 Special Mother’s Day Quotes To Me

  • “It’d Be Cool If My Kids Could Make Something I Actually Want. Like A Bottle of Wine Out Of Macaroni.” —Unknown
  • “Parenting Is F**King Hard.” — Adele
  • “The Majority Of My Diet Is Made Up Of Foods That My Kids Didn’t Finish.” — Carrie Underwood
  • “Why Don’t Kids Understand That Their Nap Is Not For Them But For Us?” — Alyson Hannigan
  • “You Know How Once You Have Kids You Never Ever Pee By Yourself Again? At Least One Of Them Is Always In There With You At All Times.” — Jennifer Garner
  • “I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can’t find me until after high school.” —Unknown
  • “Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.” —Lionel
  • “OMG My mother was right about everything!”
  • “It’s the job that I take most seriously in my life and I think it’s the hardest job.” —Debra Messing
  • “I see myself as mom first. I’m so lucky to have that role in life. The world can like me, hate me or fall apart around me and at least I wake up with my kids and I’m happy.” —Angelina Jolie
  • “The Most Expensive Part Of Having Kids Is All The Wine You Have To Drink.” —Unknown
  • “Becoming A Mom To Me Means You Have Accepted That For The Next 16 Years Of Your Life, You Will Have A Sticky Purse.” — Nia Vardalos
  • “There ought to be a hall of fame for mamas / Creation’s most unique and precious pearl / And heaven help us always to remember / That the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world” —Glen Campbell
  • “I like my body so much better after I had kids. Is that a crazy thing to say? I’m more womanly. I feel sexier.” —Reese Witherspoon
  • “Having children just puts the whole world into perspective. Everything else just disappears.” —Kate Winslet
  • “The films I’ve made for children have been my hardest work, my best, because kids deserve the best.” —Emma Thompson
  • “Being A Mom Has Made Me Really Tired And So Happy.” — Tina Fey
  • “If I Wasn’t At Work, I Just Wanted To Stay Home And Party With My Little Man—And By ‘Party’ I Mean, Of Course, Endless Rounds Of ‘Itsy Bitsy Spider.” — Olivia Wilde
  • “It’s Not Easy Being a Mom. If It Were Easy, Fathers Would Do It.” — Betty White
  • “My Favorite Part About Being A Mom, I Mean It’s So Corny, But No Matter How Tired You Are, It’s Complete Bliss. No Matter What.” — Khloé Kardashian
  • “If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother.” —Booker T. Washington
  • “If I were hanged on the highest hill / Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine! / I know whose love would follow me still / Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine!” —Rudyard Kipling
  • “I’ve conquered a lot of things … Blood clots in my lungs — twice … Knee and foot surgeries … Winning grand slams being down match point … To name just a few, but I found out by far the hardest is figuring out a stroller!” —Serena Williams
  • “I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.” — Unknown
  • “Every Day I Wake Up And Think: How On Earth Did I Become This Much Like My Mother? —Unknown
    • “I Always Say If You Aren’t Yelling At Your Kids, You’re Not Spending Enough Time with them.” — Reese Witherspoon
    • “I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn’t Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.” — Phyllis Diller
    • “I’ve learned to Use Meditation and Relaxation to Handle Stress. Just Kidding, I’m On My Third Glass of Wine.”
    • “If At First You Don’t Succeed, Try Doing It The Way Your Mom Told You To Do It From The Start.” —Unknown
    • “Like All Parents, My Husband And I Just Do The Best We Can, And Hold Our Breath, And Hope We’ve Set Aside Enough Money To Pay For Our Kids’ Therapy.” — Michelle Pfeiffer
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