Valentine’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-Knock Valentine Jokes

Knock-Knock Valentine Jokes: You can make your Valentine’s Day and your loved one special by knowing a handful of charming knock-knock jokes.

If you are looking for how to make your Valentine’s Day different from the previous ones in a more memorable ways ? Here are a few knock-knock jokes you will find hilarious.

Funny Knock-Knock Valentine’s Day Jokes

Knock-Knock Valentine's Day Jokes

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Olive.” “Olive who?” “Olive you!”

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Luke.” “Luke who?” “Luke who got a Valentine!”

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Luke.” “Luke who?” “Luke who just got a Valentine!”

“Knock knock.” “Fran. ” “Fran who?” ” Frandship is a great thing.”

“Knock knock.” “Al.” “Al who?” ” Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine.”

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Howard.” “Howard who?” “Howard you like a big kiss?”

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Bea.” “Bea who?” “Bea my Valentine!”

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Eyesore.” “Eyesore, who?” “Eyesore do love you a lot.”

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Justin.” “Justin who? “Justin time for your Valentine!”

“Knock knock.” “Frank.” ” Frank who?” ” Frank you for being my friend.”

“Knock knock.” “Egg. ” “Egg who? ” “Egg-cited to be your Valentine.”

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Frank.” “Frank who?” “Frank you for being my Valentine!”

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Peas.” “Peas who?” “Peas be my Valentine!”

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Sherwood.” “Sherwood who?” “Sherwood love you to be mine.”

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Butter.” “Butter who?” “Butter pucker up Valentine!”

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Bea.” “Bea who?” “Bea mine Valentine!”

“Knock knock.” “Atlas.” ” Atlas who?” ” Atlas(t), it’s Valentine’s Day!”

“Knock knock.” “Emma.” “Emma who?” ” Emma hoping I get a lot of cards on Valentine’s Day!”

“Knock knock.” “Fonda. ” “Fonda who?” ” Fonda you!”

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Juno.” “Juno, who?” “Juno that you’re the love of my life?”

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Honeydew.” “Honeydew, who?” “Honeydew you know how much I love you?”

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Pauline.” “Pauline, who?” “I think I’m Pauline in love with you.”

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Peas.” “Peas who?” “Peas be mine!”

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Butch, Jimmy and Joe.” “Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?” “Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.”

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Disguise.” “Disguise who?” “Disguise is your boy friend!”

Valentine’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes
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