Hurricane Jokes

Hurricane Jokes

Hilarious Hurricane Jokes that you can play with friends during game night and make them laugh out loud.

Short Hurricane Q&A Jokes


What did the Hurricane Harvey say to Texas?
A: I have my eye on you.

Q: Why did former FEMA director Michael Brown criticized Obama for “responding to Hurricane Sandy too quickly?
A: Because women don’t like premature evacuation.

Q: What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?
A: Hurricanes with cataracts.

Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A: Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.

Q: Why did Hurricane Katrina get arrested?
A: For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Q: How do hurricane’s see?
A: With one eye.

Q: What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?
A: They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Q: Who do you call the batmobile getting banged up in Houston?

Harvey Dent.

Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?
A: Bridge over troubled water.

Q: What do you call a hurricane whose had too much vodka?
A: A Harvey Wallbanger.

Q: Why do they call some storms Tropical Depressions?
A: Because it’s a storm that is suffering from a “Depression” because it couldn’t become a hurricane.

Q: Why is a Hurricane like the typical woman?
A: Shes gonna come in all wet and wild and leave you without a car or house!

Q: What is a Tropical Storms favorite song?
A: “Rock You Like A Hurricane!”

Q: Did you hear about Houstons newest attraction?
A: The Worlds Largest Aquarium

Knock Knock Hurricane Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?

Hurricane Jokes