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Humorous Get Well Wishes For Cancer Patients

Humorous Get Well Wishes For Cancer Patients
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Well Wishes To Lift Cancer Patient’s Mood And Make Them Smile: While cancer is nothing to joke about, laughter is a good antidote to many health problems. It is a way to distract the patient from remembering what he/she is going through at the moment. After all, sometimes just getting your mind off “the Big C” is the best way to fight it.

Humor is sometimes exactly what someone who is facing a serious illness needs. Make sure the time is right before incorporating humor into your interactions with a cancer patient so that the message will be well received. Moments like that will always be cherished by cancer patients, someone who can make them laugh. Why not use these humorous get-well wishes for cancer patients to lift of their mood.

Humorous Get Well Wishes For Cancer Patients

  • I know you are worried about losing your hair, but it can’t make you look any worse than that at-home perm Mom gave you in 1988!
  • I promise never to refer to your illness as a “journey”. Unless someone is taking you on a cruise of course.
  • Your brain is so huge you had room for a tumor!
  • You are one of the strongest people I know. Cancer doesn’t stand a chance against you.
  • You and I have been through so much together. Nothing will change that, not even cancer.
    Let’s plan a trip. A weekend getaway to anywhere in the world. We’ll plan it right in the midst of all this to show cancer you’re still the boss of your own life.
  • Scars are tattoos with better stories.
  • You have the best medical care, a strong will, and friends and family who love you. That’s the best prescription for a full and complete recovery.
  • Cancer picked the wrong diva to mess with! I am so sorry you are going through this, but I know you will fight it with all that you have.
  • Don’t think about it like you are dying from cancer; you are living with cancer. And one day, you’ll be living without it!
  • Since you’ve been diagnosed with cancer, can you smoke weed legally now?
  • One more chemo session down! Let’s celebrate with something that doesn’t taste disgusting.
  • They say laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have cancer, in which case chemotherapy is much more effective.
  • Chemo sucks. But if it sucks the cancer out of you, then… yay!
  • Let’s take our herbal tea and yoga lessons seriously and give your cancer a hard time. And remember—bald is beautiful!
  • Sure, life just handed you a big bowl of lemons. Instead of making lemonade, I say we make lemon drop punch.
  • When you come to the end of your rope… tie a knot and hang on. I’m not ready for you to let go yet!
  • I bought you these healing crystals. I don’t think they actually do anything, but they’re pretty, and they make great weapons. I thought you’d appreciate that.
  • I know you said you wanted to start dressing up more. My bad, I assumed you meant evening gowns and not hospital gowns.
  • “More men die of jealousy than cancer.” – Joseph Patrick Kennedy
    Well, you always wondered what smoking weed was like. Now, you can find out!
  • We’re going to buy you the most fabulous earrings. Bald is beautiful, girl.
  • On the bright side, you won’t have any bad hair days for a while!
  • Guess what? You officially have a “get out of jail free” card for all those lunches you try to avoid with your in-laws!
  • You’ve always wanted a good reason to get out of hosting Thanksgiving at your house. Now you have one.
  • Cancer didn’t know what it was in for when it decided to hassle you!
  • Laughter may have some healing properties, but I like the odds of chemo and radiation.
  • Remember that year when your number one goal was to survive? Oh yeah, that’s right now!
  • They say that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger? I’m betting on stronger.

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