Informal ways to say thank you to close pals and make them laugh at the same time. Find some of the best hilarious sarcastic thank you messages that you can share as text, on chats or cards to appreciate those close to you.
Sarcastic Ways to Say Thank You
- Thank you beer-y much!
- Thank you berry much!
- Grassy ass!
- Grateful AF.
- Thanks a bunches of oats!
- Thanks pho everything. (More food thanks)
- Thanks shallot.
- Thanks a hole punch. (More employee appreciation)
Short Hilarious Thank You Messages
- Thank you for always being older than me.
- Thank you for being my unpaid therapist.
- Thank you for still being my friend, despite being aware of every raunchy, unflattering, explicit detail of my life.
- Thanks for hiring me. Hope you don’t regret it.
- Thanks for not getting me a lump of coal. (Funny ways to say “Thanks for the Happy Birthday Wish”)
- Thanks for nothing and everything.
- Thanks for pretending to be my lesbian lover when gross guys try to chat us up on a night out.
- Thanks for putting up with my shit.
- The way I show appreciation is by not saying it at all. Silence!
- This isn’t a thank-you card, it’s a hug with a fold in it.
- Today I am wearing the smile that you left me with the other day.
- You made me smile from ear to ear.
- You make me want to say thank you in other languages, and I can barely speak English.
- You’re more thoughtful than my mother.
- You’re the kind of friend I text when I’m pooping.
- Your generosity is only exceeded by your good looks.
Hilarious Thank You Text Messages
- A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying, “Boy, that was fun!”
- Don’t think you’re the only one who knows how to give.
- Friends like you are not easy to find. (For a friend named Waldo)
- Friendship is like peeing on yourself — everyone else can see it, but only you get to enjoy the warm feelings it brings.
- Happy birthday! Thank you for continuing the tradition of being older than me.
- How about I repay you by inviting you to go do my favorite thing: [insert thing you like to do that and they hate to do]. Just kidding! Thank you!
- I don’t understand people who say, “I don’t know how to thank you!” Like they’ve never heard of money.
- I have nothing funny to say, but thank you.
- I know you hate saying “you’re welcome,” so I’ll do you the favor and not say thank you, but I am feeling it on the inside.
- I truly appreciate you from from my head to my toes.
- I would floss a tiger’s teeth, that’s how much I appreciate you.
- I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
- I would like to thank my speech writers, copy & paste.
- I would say you’re the greatest, but you already think I’m the greatest. Thanks!
- I’ll get you next time.
- I’m doing the happy dance. Thank you!
- I’m not getting you a holiday present because I know you don’t like writing thank-you notes.
- If I had a cent for every time I appreciate you, I’d be a millionaire.
- If I knew how to say thank you, I would.
- If you could read my mind, then you’d know how grateful I am for you at this very moment. Creep.
- If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap. So, thank you!
- Just a generic thank-you card to prove I have excellent manners.
- Like cheese, I’m truly grate-ful for all that you do.
- Many thanks to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday! The rest of you are dead to me.
- Mom — thank you for teaching me how to use the big potty. That has proven to be a valuable life skill.
- Not sure if I should send a thank-you email, or not bother you with another email.
- Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes! If I had a dollar for each, I’d be rich! (Seriously, let’s put that plan in motion for next year)
Funny Ways To Say Thank You In A Text Message