Funny Love Jokes: One of the best ways of showing you care is by putting a smile on the face of someone you love. A good sense of humor can add a zest of excitement, friendship, and energy to a relationship. What better way to do so than by telling some funny love jokes that’ll crack them up instantly? So, crack these jokes about love with your loved ones and make sure there is never a dull moment in your relationship.
Funny Short Love Jokes
- Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love never crossed my mind
Until I came across you.
If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
You’re like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the gratest.
My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.
If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.
Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
You must be a broom, ’cause you just swept me off my feet.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard
On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.
Q&A Jokes About Love
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a chef?
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What do you call two cupids who fall in love?
A: A match made in heaven.
Q: Do you love me?
A: There are 101 reasons why I love you, shall I describe?
Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?
A: I love you watts and watts.
Q: did one raspberry say to the other?
A: I love you berry much.
Q: Why do painters always fall for their models?
A: Because they love them with all of their art.
Q: Love is in the air?
A: What about the Oxygen!
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweet-hearts!
Q: Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
A: I love you so much.
Q: Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A: He’ll dessert you.
Jokes About Love That Will Make You Laugh
Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you’re disconnected.
Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.
I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
I realized why they say “love is blind”, because you shine too bright.
Confucius says, ‘Love one another.’ If it doesn’t work, just interchange the last two words.
I said, “I love you so much. I could never live without you.” My girlfriend giggled and asked, “Is that you talking or the beer?” I said, “It’s me talking to the beer.”