Funny Wind Jokes

Wind Jokes That Will Blow You Away---tealsmiles

Double down on your average wind joke with these funny Wind Questions and Answers Jokes That Will Blow You Away!.  We hope that your whole family will love these bright and breezy wind related puns.

Best Wind Jokes

  1. Two flies are sat on a dog poo. One of them breaks wind, and the other says….
    Do you mind! I’m eating!
  2. As I sat there winding my hair through my fingers, I thought to myself
    “I really need to shave my ass”

The story of the Three Drunks

Three drunkards are standing on top of the Empire State Building.

The first one says to the other two, “You know, it’s a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!”

The second drunk says, “You’re crazy!”

The first drunk says, “I’m serious! Watch!” The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!

The second drunk says, “Let me try!”

So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!

The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, “You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you’re drunk!”

Funny Wind Q&A Jokes

Q: What is wind?
A: Air in a hurry.

Q: What is a gust of winds favorite color?
A: Blew.

Q: Where does a gust of wind go on vacation?
A: Chicago.

Q: Do you like renewable energy?
A: Actually I’m a big fan.

Q: One wind engine asks an other: What music do you like?
A: The other one answers: I’m a big metal fan.

Q: What did the wind say to the palm tree?
A: Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

Q: How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind?
A: Use a news anchor.

Q: What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-Breeze.

Q: What day of the week has to most powerful gusts of wind?
A: Windsday.

Q: Why do skeletons hate how wind feels
A: Because it goes right through them!

Q: What is the wind’s favorite color
A: Blew!

Q: Where does the wind go on vacation
A:  Chicago (The windy City!)

Q: How do you stop a newspaper from flying away in a big gust of wind
A:  Use a news anchor!

Q: Which day of the week has the most powerful wind

A:  Wind-sday!

Q: What do you get when you cross an icy cold wind with feathers
A:  A brrrrrrrr-d!

Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a heavy wind
A:  With steaks!

Q: How does the wind get fit and healthy
A:  Air conditioning!

Q: What do you call it when Superman breaks wind
A:  An invisible jet!

Q: I went outside to see this amazing wind storm everyone was talking about A: – I was blown away!

Q: My homework was to write a report on how wind energy is produced. 
A: It was a breeze!

Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena
A: Because of all the fans!

Hilarious Wind Questions and Answers Jokes

Q: Why is it so windy in swing states
A: Because blue states suck, and red states blow.

Q: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What is a metal fans favorite movie?
A: Gone With the Wind.

Q: What’s the difference between the wind and a blonde?

A: Some days the wind doesn’t blow.

Q: When does a turbine blush?
A: After breaking wind.

Q: Where can people go to be blown away?
A: The Windy city.

Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: It was out of wind.

Q: What did the windstorm say to Shakira?
A: Me gust-a.

Q: What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?
A: I heard they are huge metal fans.

Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer?
A: I’m a big fan of your work.

Q: What is a wind turbine’s side hustle?
A: OnlyFans

Knock Knock Wind Joke

  1. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Wendy who?
    Wendy today; cloudy tomorrow.
  2. Knock, knock?
    Who’s there?
    August Who?
    A gust of wind over 74mph could be the start of a hurricane.
Funny Wind Jokes