Funny Thanksgiving Quotes For A Smile: Thanksgiving Day is here again, the beginning of the most wonderful time of year. It is a time for gathering with friends and family over delicious home-cooked meals. Also, it’s a day set out for gratitude, for giving thanks for all that we have with the people who mean so much.
To celebrate this comforting holiday, we’ve rounded up the best hilarious thanksgiving quotes to spice up the spirit of the season. These thanksgiving quotes are not only funny, silly and humorous but they will make you laugh and at the same time feel thankful and more.
Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that. –Howie Mandel
Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home. –Melanie White
When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. –Sam Lefkowitz
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. –Jim Davis
Thanksgiving Quotes Funny
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. –P. J. O’Rourke
America has developed a pie tradition unequivocally and unapologetically at the sweet end of the scale, and at no time is this better demonstrated than at Thanksgiving. –Janet Clarkson
Preparing and serving food had always been a joy, for it made her appreciate the abundance of the world. –Elizabeth Camden
So what do we do? We do what all families do. Grin, bear it, and pass the mashed potatoes. –Heather Brewer
In November, people are good to each other. They carry pies to each other’s homes and talk by crackling woodstoves, sipping mellow cider. They travel very far on a special November day just to share a meal with one another and to give thanks for their many blessings – for the food on their tables and the babies in their arms. –Cynthia Rylant
What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? –Erma Bombeck
Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It’s a national tradition. –Eric Samuel Timm, Static Jedi
For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag. –Andy Borowitz
Thanksgiving Funny Quotes
We all can ‘act’ a certain way for a brief period of time, for instance, on Thanksgiving, who of us hasn’t had to ‘act’ like we just loved everyone at the table? This brief show of good behavior is not true character. Our character is who we are when no one is looking. –Becky Van Volkinburg
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. –Stephen Colbert
It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour. –Lorelai Gilmore