Let us help you laugh your way out of winter glum to brighten your spring day, we collected the best inspiring and funny jokes about spring, from rain to flowers.
Best Spring Q&A Jokes
Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During Ape-ril showers!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May!
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring-time!
Q: How do you know flowers are friendly?
A: They always have new buds!
Q: How did the bee brush his hair?
A: With a honecomb.
Q: Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?
A: It lost its petals.
Q: Does February like March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During APE-ril showers.
Q: What do you get when two plants kiss?
A: Tulips!
Q: What goes up when the rain goes down?
A: Umbrellas.
Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: The rain!
Q: What did the tree say to spring?
A: What a re-leaf!
Q: What did the dirt say to the rain?
A: If this keeps up my name will be mud.
Funny Spring Q&A Jokes
Q: Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
A: Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Q: What did the big flower say to the little one?
A: You’re really growing, bud!
Q: What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
A: Egg-plants!
Q: What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
A: A son-flower!
Q: What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
A: A rob-in.
Q: Which month can’t make a decision?
A: MAY-be.
Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up.
Q: What did summer say to spring?
A: Help – I’m about to fall!
Q: What month always asks questions and permission?
A: May!
Q: What kind of garden does a baker have?
A: A flour garden.
Q: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
A: It needed tweet-ment!
Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets!
Q: Why did one bee tease the other bee?
A: Because he was acting like a bay-bee!
Q: How does the sun listen to music?
A: On the ray-dio.
Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A: To make his soil rich.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
Cool Spring Jokes Questions and Answers
Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied or untied?
A: A rainbow.
Q: Do you know about April 1st?