Funny Spring Jokes

Funny Spring Jokes

Let us help you laugh your way out of winter glum to brighten your spring day, we collected the best inspiring and funny jokes about spring, from rain to flowers.

Best Spring Q&A Jokes

Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During Ape-ril showers!

Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May!

Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!

Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring-time!

Q: How do you know flowers are friendly?

A: They always have new buds!

Q: How did the bee brush his hair?
A: With a honecomb.

Q: Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?
A: It lost its petals.

Q: Does February like March?
A: No, but April May.

Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During APE-ril showers.

Q: What do you get when two plants kiss?
A: Tulips!

Q: What goes up when the rain goes down?
A: Umbrellas.

Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: The rain!

Q: What did the tree say to spring?
A: What a re-leaf!

Q: What did the dirt say to the rain?
A: If this keeps up my name will be mud.

Funny Spring Q&A Jokes

Q: Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
A: Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.

Q: What did the big flower say to the little one?
A: You’re really growing, bud!

Q: What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
A: Egg-plants!

Q: What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
A: A son-flower!

Q: What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
A: A rob-in.

Q: Which month can’t make a decision?
A: MAY-be.

Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up.

Q: What did summer say to spring?
A: Help – I’m about to fall!

Q: What month always asks questions and permission?
A: May!

Q: What kind of garden does a baker have?
A: A flour garden.

Q: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
A: It needed tweet-ment!

Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets!

Q: Why did one bee tease the other bee?
A: Because he was acting like a bay-bee!

Q: How does the sun listen to music?
A: On the ray-dio.

Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A: To make his soil rich.

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.

Cool Spring Jokes Questions and Answers

Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied or untied?
A: A rainbow.

Q: Do you know about April 1st?

A: Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!

Q: Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
A: To grow a water-melon.

Q: What is spring’s favorite type of pickles?
A: Daffo-dills!

Q: Why did the worm cross the ruler?
A: To become an inch worm.

Q: What’s a baby chick’s favorite food?
A: Eggplant

Q: What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
A: Rootbeer!

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A “b” comes after it!

Q: Why was the baby strawberry sad?
A: His mom was in a jam!

Q: Why was the bee mad?
A: You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.

Q: How excited was the gardener about spring?
A: So excited he wet his plants.

Q: What does winter fat turn into?
A: Spring rolls.

Q: How do you make a waterbed bouncier?
A: Fill it with spring water.

Q: What is the shortest month of the year?
A: M-A-Y.

Q: What do you call a well-dressed king of the jungle?
A: A dandy lion!

Q: What flower does everyone have on their face?
A: Two-lips!

Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A: One with a hoppy ending!

Q: What flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips)!

Q: Why are trees very forgiving?

A: Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee (B) comes after it!

Q: When do people start using their trampoline?
A: Spring-Time

Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny

Q: What did the tree say to spring?
A: What a re-leaf.

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lily!

Q: What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?
A: Hop Suey!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny

Q: What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A: Two points just like everybody!

Funny Spring Jokes