Funny Rain Jokes

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Humorous One Liner Rain Jokes, Rain Jokes For Kids, Questions and Answers Rain Jokes:  Take a look at these funny rain jokes and see which one of  the jokes about rain brings a smile to your face.

Funny One Liner Rain Jokes

  • Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain, but it turned out to be quite an ice day.
  • A king sat down to speak to his son and said, you were born to reign.
  • The weather was forecast to rain for three months, but I drought it.
  • I’m saving for a rainy day, so far I’ve collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
  • A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
  • One evening a Viking called Rudolf the Red stood looking out the window and said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked him “how do you know that?”. He replied, “Rudolf the red knows rain dear.”
  • Old people, they’re always moaning about their aches and rains (pains).

Short Rain Q&A Jokes

Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Hail!

Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is “change” in the weather.

Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud

Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
A: The nearest ISOBAR

Q: What’s worse than raining buckets?
A: Hailing taxis!

Q: How can you wrap a cloud?
A: with a rainbow.

Q: What does it do before it rains candy?
A: It sprinkles!

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.

Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
A: A weekend.

Q: What is the Mexican weather report?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.

Q: When is Monday coming?
A: MonSoon!

Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear

Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle?
A: An extra hour of rain.

Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To cloud 9

Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be nno ordinary sprinkles.

Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I’m going to pieces.

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A: My plop is bigger than your plop.

Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer (reindeer).

Q: What is a queens favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!

Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets

Q: How do lightning bolts flirt?
A: They electrocute each other

Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?
A: In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets

Q: What do you call a months worth of rain?
A: England

Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror.

Q: Why was the blonde standing outside the department store in the rain?
A: She was waiting to cash her rain check!

Q: What often falls but never gets hurt?
A: Rain

Q: Why is sex like a thunderstorm?
A: “You never know how many inches you’ll get and how long it’ll last.”

Classic Rain Jokes For Kids

Q: Why did the woman open her purse in the park?
A: She expected to find some change in the weather.

Q: Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
A: Because It’s the clam before the storm.

Q: Why did the man go outside and put ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it’s raining cats and hot dogs.

Q: Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud?
A: He’ll storm out on you.

Q: Why were the rain and the lightning bolt in the news?
A: Are you sure you want to know… it’s shocking!

Q: Why does Santa have a huge umbrella?
A: Because of all the rain, dear.

Q: Why did the young rain cloud always get into trouble?
A: It never took anything cirrus-ly.

Q: Why is Britain the wettest country?
A: Because royalty has reigned there for centuries.

Q: Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
A: It just mists.

Q: Why is wind power more popular than rain?
A: Because it has a lot of fans!

Q: What is the king’s favorite weather?
A: Hail.

Q: What does a raincloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunder wear.

Q: If a band is playing music and a thunderstorm hits, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
A: The conductor of course.

Q: What is hail?
A: Hard-boiled rain.

Q: How did you find all that rain on your vacation?
A: Well, we just went outside, and there it was.

Q: Why did the weatherman take leave from work after breaking both arms and both legs?
A: He was having trouble working with the four casts.

Q: What did the ancient Roman weatherman say when his emperor asked for a forecast?
A: Hail, Caesar

Q: What do you call the weatherman who really likes to eat steak?
A: A meateaterologist.

Q: What did the really thirsty weatherman say to his colleague?
A: I need my thermos-stat!

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other little raindrop?
A: Two is company and three’s a cloud.

Q: What’s the difference between rain and climate?
A: You can’t rain a tree, but you can climate.

Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there’s a change in the weather.

Q: What did one raindrop say as it ran off the road?
A: This is a grate day.

Q: Why should it rain money?
A: Because it makes cents.

Q: What does a spy do when it’s raining?
A: He goes undercover.

Q: What type of cloud is really lazy, because it will never get up in the morning?
A: Fog.

Q: Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
A: Because they can see where they are going.

Q: What happens when the fog lifts in California?


Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I’m going to pieces.

Q: Why did the weatherman blush?
A: He saw climate change.

Q: Why was the weatherman so stressed?
A: Because the job is full of high pressure.

Q: Did you hear about the meteorologist competition?
A: The losers received precipitation trophies.

Q: What happens to wizards when it’s raining?
A: They get wet just like everyone else.

Q: How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones.

Knock Knock Jokes About Rain

No need for an umbrella, you’re children won’t get wet with these great rainy day knock-knock jokes. Knock Knock jokes are simply timeless, and they cover just about every topic imaginable, including rain. When it comes to bad weather jokes, take a look at our funny rain selection here and see which one causes you to giggle the most.

Knock Knock?
Who’s there?
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella. It looks like it might start raining.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it’s going to rain!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it’s going to rain tonight.

Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Accordion who?
Accordion to the Weather Channel, it’s going to rain tomorrow!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s raining outside.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rain who?
Rain dear, you know, Rudolph the Red Nose Rain Dear!

Funny Rain Jokes