Best Moon Question And Answer Jokes: Take a look at these cheesy moon jokes! They’re out of this world! This is a great collection of silly and funny moon jokes for kids of all ages – and the moon jokes, and puns are clean and safe for kids and adults.
Funniest Moon Q&A Jokes
Why was the Moon so sad?
A: He was going through his phases
Q: How much is the moon worth?
A: One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q: What do you call a moon out of orbit?
A: A Lunatic!
Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands!
Q: Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?
A: It seems like the cow did not make it.
Q: What holds the moon up?
A: Moonbeams.
Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it’s down to its last quarter.
Q: “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”
A: “To get to the other side?”
Q: What dance can you see in the night sky?
A: The moon walk!
Q: Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?
A: The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
Q: Why is an astronaut like a football player?
A: They both want touchdowns!
Q: Why haven’t they sent a woman to the moon?
A: Because it doesn’t need cleaning!
Q: Why did the moon burp?
A: Because it was full.
Q: What did the moon say to his therapist?
A: I’m just going through a phase.
Q: What do you call a clock on the moon?
A: A lunartick.
Q: What squirms and howls at the moon?
A: Wereworms
Q: How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
A: Eclipse it.
Q: What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?
A: The moon.
Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?
A: It’s been decades since their first moon walk.
Q: What do moon people do when they get married?
A: They go off on their honeyearth!
Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Moon pi.
Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Q: How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
A: He Apollo-gises.
Q: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
A: Because it was full!