Funny Moon Jokes

Funny Moon Jokes

Best Moon Question And Answer Jokes: Take a look at these cheesy moon jokes! They’re out of this world! This is a great collection of silly and funny moon jokes for kids of all ages – and the moon jokes, and puns are clean and safe for kids and adults.

Funniest Moon Q&A Jokes

Why was the Moon so sad?
A: He was going through his phases

Q: How much is the moon worth?
A: One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q: What do you call a moon out of orbit?
A: A Lunatic!

Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands!

Q: Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?
A: It seems like the cow did not make it.

Q: What holds the moon up?
A: Moonbeams.

Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it’s down to its last quarter.

Q: “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”
A: “To get to the other side?”

Q: What dance can you see in the night sky?
A: The moon walk!

Q: Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?
A: The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.

Q: Why is an astronaut like a football player?
A: They both want touchdowns!

Q: Why haven’t they sent a woman to the moon?
A: Because it doesn’t need cleaning!

Q: Why did the moon burp?
A: Because it was full.

Q: What did the moon say to his therapist?
A: I’m just going through a phase.

Q: What do you call a clock on the moon?
A: A lunartick.

Q: What squirms and howls at the moon?
A: Wereworms

Q: How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
A: Eclipse it.

Q: What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?
A: The moon.

Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?
A: It’s been decades since their first moon walk.

Q: What do moon people do when they get married?
A: They go off on their honeyearth!

Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Moon pi.

Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!

Q: How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
A: He Apollo-gises.

Q: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
A: Because it was full!

Moon Landing JOKE

  • After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!”
  • The moon landing is obviously fake.
    Like come on, the moon is still up there. It never landed.

Two Blondes JOKE

Two blondes in Las Vegas were sitting on a bench talking … and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away … Florida or the moon?” The other blonde turns and says “Hellooooooo, can you see Florida?”

JOKE About Sun or Moon?

One Sunny afternoon, two blondes walk down the street. One of them suddenly points at the sun and says: “Look! That’s the moon over there!” The other one says: “No, that’s the sun!” The first one: No, it’s the moon!” The other one, again: No, it’s the sun!” After arguing for a while, the “smart” one says: “Let’s go to that house over there and ask, What’s right!” They go to the house and ring the door bell. Another blonde opens the door. The “smart” one asks: “Excuse us, can you tell us, whether it’s the sun or the moon in the sky?” The blonde looks and says: I wouldn’t know! I’ve only been living here for two weeks!”

Q: What did the sun say to the moon?
A: “Dad?”

Q: What did the moon say to the sun?
A: “Hello Sun.”

Son: “Hey dad, can you guess what is worse than no moon?”
Dad: “No sun?”

Son: “You don’t even want to take a guess?”
Dad: “No sun!”
Son: “You’re so stubborn, the answer is no sun.”

Funny Moon Jokes