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Funny Jokes About Marriage Life

Funny Jokes About Marriage Life
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Funny jokes about marriages can make dark moments light, jokes make awkward moments more comfortable, and jokes make love all around better. Because marriage is a life journey with so many obstacles along the road. It takes work to have a healthy marriage life. So why not bring in some hearty laughter to your own home with these hilarious and entertaining questions and answers joke about marriage life.

Hilarious Jokes About Marriage Life

Make love, not war, and If you want both… Get married.!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

There were two antennas who met on a roof, they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a strong connection.

I was a dude before marrying. Banta: And what are you now? Santa: Now I’m subdued!

Two golden rules of a happy marriage: 1. The wife is always right. 2. When you feel she is wrong, read rule number 1 again.

A successful marriage is based on give and take: It starts with money, gifts, dresses, and then goes with advices, lectures, and tensions!

I was in the shop looking for a jacket to buy a present for my girlfriend. I couldn’t decide which one to get, so I asked the salesman, “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get? He said, “A bulletproof one. I’m married.”

I always wanted to marry an Archeologist. The older I would get, the more interested she would become!

Q&A Jokes About Marriage Life

Q: How the word “Wife” was invented?
A: They took the first two and last two letters of “Wildlife”!

Q: What’s the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.

Q: Why did a food-holic woman married a chef?
A: So he can cook all her favorite dishes at home.

Q: Did you hear about the notebook who married the pencil?
A: She finally found Mr. Write.

Funny Jokes About Husband And Wife

Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband:

“I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”

Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww… Yes!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

Lady secretary: Sir, It’s your wife’s call. She wants to kiss you on the phone. Boss: I am busy. U may take the message and pass it on to me, later.

More or less, every husband is like a movie; produced by mother and directed by wife!

Real astronomers are in our family. First, mother who showed the moon in childhood. Second, father who used to show the whole universe in one scolding. Third, wife who shows stars during the day. This NASA is just confusion.

Funny quote written on a husband’s t-shirt: If all are devils, my wife is the queen of them.

Husband and wife had a fight. Wife called mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to home. Mom:

No dear, he must pay for his mistake, I am coming to stay with you at your home.

My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!

If your wife laughs at your funny jokes. It means you either have a good joke or a good wife!

This man was really lonely, so he posted an ad on a popular website. The ad said, simply: “Wife wanted.”

Funny equality law: The time taken by a wife when she says I will be ready in 5 minutes to go outside is exactly equal to the time taken by a husband when he says “I will be home in 5 minutes.

Funny Jokes About Marriage Life