Having a good sense of humour is a real help when you’re involved in horses. This is because horses are magical creatures who have long been companions to humans from medieval times to now. There are plenty of horse jokes out there, for animal-loving kids, you simply can’t beat a horse joke. While it was hard to pick favorites, we decided to put together a list of some of the horse jokes from one-liner horse jokes to funny questions and answers horse jokes we laughed at the most. Enjoy!
One-Liner Horse Jokes Funny
The funny grinning horse on the background of nature landscape of Iceland
I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately all the others came in at 12.30.
A pony went to the doctor complaining about having a sore throat. The doctor said: “It’s OK, you’re just a little horse.”
I put a bet on a horse that had excellent breeding. After the horse left the starting gate, he stopped and closed it behind him.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him “Why the long face?
Funny Horse Q&A Jokes
Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
A: “Why the long face?“
Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor.
Q: How do horses stay in such great shape?
A: They keep a stable diet.
Q: What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying “hey”?
A: “You read my mind!”
Q: What kind of computers do horses use?
A: Macintosh.
Q: A man asks his vet, “will I will be able to race my horse again?
A: ”. The vet said, “Yes, of course you will, and I think you’ll probably beat him too!”
Q: A woman rode her horse all the way up a hill on Friday. The next day she rode back on Friday, too. How is this possible?
A: The horse is called Friday.
Q: Did you hear about the man who was had to go to the hospital with four plastic horses inside him?
A: The doctor described his condition as stable.
Q: Have you heard the one about the runaway horse?
A: It’s a terrible tale of WHOA!
Q: How can you tell a police horse from a normal horse?
A: The police horse goes “Neigh-naw-neigh-naw-neigh-naw”.
Q: How do you know a horse has a negative attitude?
A: They always says “Neigh”
Q: How do you make an appaloosa?
A: Shake the tree
Q: How do you spell ‘Hungry Horse’ in four letters?
A: MTGG.
Q: How long should a horse’s legs be?
A: Long enough to reach the ground.
Q: How much money does a bronco have?
A: A buck.
Q: What are a horse’s favourite sports?
A: Stable tennis and barn ball!
Q: What did the mother horse say to her child horse?
A: “It’s hay pasture bedtime!”
Q: What did the mother horse say to her foal?
A: It’s pasture bed time!
Q: What did the waiter say to the horses?
A: “I can’t take your order, that’s not my stable”
Q: What disease are horses most scared of getting?
A: Hay fever
Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: Sherbet.
Q: What do you call a horse that likes to stay up late?
A: A night mare.
Q: What do you call a horse that’s been all around the world?
A: A globe-trotter.
Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A: A little hoarse.
Q: What do you call a racehorse that is guaranteed to win?
A: Sherbet.
Q: What do you give a sick horse?
A: A Cough stirrup.
Q: What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
A: There’s a horse walking around with only socks on.
Q: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe on the ground?
A: Some poor horse is walking around in socks.
Q: What happens when horse forgets its umbrella?
A: It gets wet.
Q: What is a horse’s favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis.
Q: What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A: One goes “quack” and the other goes “quick”!
Q: What kind of bread do horses like to eat?
A: Thoroughbred.
Q: What kind of horse can swim underwater?
A: A seahorse.
Q: What kind of horse travels all around the world?
A: A globe trotter.
Q: What makes a horse sneeze?
A: Hay fever.
Q: What sort of horses come out after dark?
A: Nightmares
Q: What street do horses like to live on?
A: Main Street.
Q: What was the horse scared of getting during summer?
A: Hay fever!
Q: What’s a horse’s favourite TV show?
A: Neighbours of course.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?
A: The ground!
Q: What’s invisible and smells like hay?
A: Horse farts.
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One reigns up and one rains down!
Q: What’s the hardest thing about learning to horseback ride?
A: The ground.
Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it’s neck and neck.
Q: When does a horse talk?
A: Whinny wants to!
Q: When does a horse talk?
A: Whinny feels like it.
Q: Where do horses go when they’re sick?