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Funny Good Morning Messages to Her

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When you meet the right woman, you love her with all your heart and you want to make her happy every day. Funny good morning messages will make her fall in love with you all over again and wet her pants from laughing. Women love a man that can make them laugh too.

Sending funny good morning texts messages once in a while to your wife/girlfriend will help you show your sense of humor.

Here is a collection of funny good morning text messages. If you find a funny text that you really like, feel free to share it and use it yourself.

Funny Good Morning Messages to Wife

  1. Hey! I give thanks to God for sending me an angel by my side every day, but I am keeping this angel to myself forever! Good morning my wife.
  2. My best friend, my wife you are my darling, a night without you is like a million years without you. Good morning and have a blissful day wife.
  3. Just to sleep and wake up with you by my side is all I care about; having you by side first in the morning is a lot of good luck, thank you for being there, good morning.
  • Good morning my sweet wife, you are looking so excited this morning, am glad you are, so wish you more happiness today and a day of success. Good morning love.
  • Having in my life is the best thing that has happened to me, you are my joy, my life and I will always love you, good morning my dear wife.
  • I have an enormous love for you, but I have got so much hate for the alarm clock that had to interrupt my sleep! You have yourself a good morning.
  • The best wife ever, the true and sincere lover, the best chef in the universe, good morning my love. You are all I wish for. Have a wonderful day.
  • Good morning my lovely wife, you are irreplaceable in my heart, life is incomplete without you. I wish you a peaceful morning.
  • What a great morning, you are looking bright this morning, and beautiful, hope you had a wonderful night. Good morning.
  • Happy to know that you woke up well and sound, you are all I think of all through the night, good morning my lovely wife.
  • Can’t wait to see your loving look in the morning you are the woman of life, my heartbeat for you, knowing YOU is a blessing for me. Good morning.
  • Good morning my love, I hope you have a productive and profit filled day! And do not forget a percentage commission to the person who wished you this!
  • Wake up to a beautiful morning my dear wife! Get out of bed and soar! But give me my own share if inspiration, because I need to get out of bed too!
  • Good morning! You are the best thing to have in the morning. Oh, I was referring to my cup of coffee!
  • Coffee break? Or pee break? It really does not matter! I just seized the opportunity to say a big good morning to you! Love you!
  • It is called a new day, and not apocalypse nor doomsday! Good morning and have a good day!
  • It is so contagious! I mean your smile in the mornings! Wait what the hell were you thinking!? See you later babe!
  • Good morning and give me all you owe me! And I mean your beautiful smile!
  • If you cannot be reawakened by your hot morning coffee than you are not making it hot enough! Good morning my darling wife.
  • Honey I know you broke your favourite morning coffee mug yesterday, but there are a dozen other mugs to pick a new favourite from! So no excuse today! Good morning love!
  • Baby you were going to take over the world yesterday, but you overslept! Do not postpone again today!
  • Good morning! And welcome to another day of stress and challenges! Enjoy every bit of it! I love you so much, honey!
  • Today is world pretend day which I made up all by myself! Because I feel the need to just have a cup of coffee and pretend like I know what I am doing this morning and for the rest of today!
  • I bring forth good news today: a cure to the morning allergy has been found! You just need to get out of your room and take deep breaths outside the house.

    • Funny Good Morning Messages For Girlfriend

    Funny Good Morning Messages to Her

    1. Rise and shine my dearest! And I mean, at the same time.
    2. Nothing can be more annoying than the loud and blaring sound of the alarm right? Well me too!
    3. I doubt if it can be called a ‘good’ morning because the part that you have to face reality when you are still sleepy is not good!
    4. Loving a sweet lady like you is like liking of a lollipop, so sweet and tempting. I love your bright face and your cute smile. Good morning my baby!
    5. I feel like to embarrass you with early morning kisses but it is so unfortunate that I haven’t brushed my teeth; don’t worry after our breakfast you will almost faint panting. Good morning!
    6. This lady is my joy and the best chocolate I have ever met in my life; are you from the heavenly company or human brand of the lollipop? I am sure you are an angel. Good morning!
    7. All I ask of you this morning as you wake up is to sit upon a chair with your back straight for fifteen minutes! Do that and there is no stopping you!
    8. Mornings can sometimes feel like a mid-life crisis, except that you are not middle-aged, and it is only for a few hours in a day. Good morning.
    9. It is time for you to wake up with energy and positive vibes! I had all of my yesterday so today is your turn!
    10. ‘Wakii wakii’, rise and shine, you just became a day older again today, good morning!
    11. This morning is really going to be a good one to you because you never stress about anything and you will forever be relaxing!
  • My joy is that I found someone so special like you in my life and that should stand as an outstanding example on its own. You are my one and only Juliet. Good morning love!
  • The first time I set my eyes on you, I almost hit my head on a rock because I could not take my eyes off you. I was rescued by an old woman who gave me a dirty slap for being too naughty. Good morning my heart!
  • I am hearty and looking so special this morning just because you cast me a very huge smile last night. Right now, my head is pulling out of my neck for over excitement. Good morning!
  • I am not sure what I am doing awake myself but, good morning to you!
  • Have a good morning, but as for me, I will do that after two cups of coffee.
  • My heartthrob, hope you are awake, just to say good morning to my loving girl, you are so nice to be with. Good morning has a splendid day.
  • You are my everyday dream, I don’t want to miss a day without dreaming of you, hope you have a bright morning my girl.
  • Having you in my life is the best thing I could ever have, you are so pretty, do have a loving morning my dear and a fruitful day.
  • I long to see you first in the early hour of today, you are the luck I have so having set my eyes on you, I will be successful. Good morning my baby girl.
  • I wish you that special thing your heart desire, you are fun to be with and I will always want to be around you, good morning my dear.
  • You are the reason I want to wake up, to see your beautiful face and have a sweet and memorable day with you, you are good at making someone happy. Good morning.
  • Hello, good morning, I want to say good morning to my darling girl, before anyone tells her because she is mine and I will not want anyone taking my place in your life.
  • To the most amazing girl in the world, and the most pretty I say good morning, sweet morning and happy morning to you my dearest girlfriend, you deserve everything good this morning.
  • Good morning, just to say sweet and loving morning to my sweet angel. You are so dear to me and you are my best girl. Good morning.
  • I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interests! Good morning!
  • I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!
  • Good morning sunshine, keep sleeping I would text your boss, to let you have more hours of sleep added to the night sleep, trust me it would work out.
  • Your kiss is my most favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!
  • I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!
  • Before I met you, I never thought procrastination can be infectious. Good morning and good luck for one more day full of lying in the bed and texting each other.
  • Your good morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of happiness in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!
  • You are my only heart, that pearl I never joke with anybody about; my sweet chocolate the one I cherish with all my heart. Good morning my love!
  • It is my duty to make you smile every morning because you are the only woman I used to see every day of my life; I mean it because even my sister was looking like you until a slap landed on my cheek, I realize it wasn’t you—good morning!
  • I was almost done with what I was doing until your thought came into my heart and decided to text you now that without you; my body, leg, and hands will not be complete. Good morning love!
  • Your powerful smile has taken away my heart and now I am only breathing with my brain. Maybe in no time, my brain too will be taken along. I just want to say good morning baby!
  • The time flies from the point the alarm sounds, so when you sit for breakfast, but why does it seem to crawl when you are at work?! Have a good time babe.
  • The morning starts when you are still fast asleep and isn’t that ironically wonderful?!
  • Make sure you get out of bed today and do not keep hitting the snooze button into next week!
  • Mornings can be a time that mood swings do not require an explanation! Have yourself a moody-free day!
  • My roommate said I sleepwalked to the phone to make a phone call last night I guess I was trying to say good morning to you, but just a little too early!
  • Enjoy the view of the lands from your window at sunrise! But do not sit there all day! Get up and have yourself a good morning!
  • I know you love your bed more than you do most people, chiefly in the morning. But you have to get out of bed anyway!!
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