Funny Flood Jokes

Funny Flood Jokes

Best Flood Questions And Answers Jokes: Following is our collection of funny Flood jokes to share with your friends during game night to make them laugh out loud. Take your time to read these hilarious jokes and puns where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these flood ark puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funniest Flood Q&A Jokes

Q: What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
A: Flood lights

Q: What detergent do Flood victims use to wash their clothes?
A: Tide!

Q: Why is massive flooding a great way to meet your neighbors?
A: Their junk keeps floating into your bedroom!

Q: Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?
A: Because of the overflow errors!

Q: What’s worse than an earthquake ravaging a city?
A: The ensuing Tsunami flood washing everything away!

Q: What did the flood say to Japan?
A: Nothing, it just waved

Q: Did you hear about the new fad Japanese diet?
A: Swim Fast

Q: Why are Dutch people so tall?
A: Shorter ones drowned in floods.

Q: Did you hear the local concrete plant was flooded last week?
A: They’re having a hard time moving inventory now.

Q: What is a Tsunami’s favorite song?
A: The Flood!

Q: Why did the river cross the road?
A: To flood New Orleans.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Flood Victims

Q: What’s the best part about living in a flood plain?
A: The trip to the river just got shorter.

Q: Where were the Egyptians during the flood?
A: In de-nile

Q: What car do people drive in Norway when it floods?
A: the fjord escape

Q: Where did Noah keep the bees during the flood?
A: In the Ark Hives.

Joke About Bank Floods

The tsunami flooding is now causing trouble for Japans banking industry.

Origami bank has folded.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai bank has cut back some of its branches.
Karoake bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.

Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped

God Will Save Me! From Flood Joke

It had been raining for days and days, and a local river crested, flooding many houses. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. “No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me.” So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. “Climb in!” shouted a man in the boat. “No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me.” So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. “No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me.” So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.

Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. “Heavenly Father,” he said, “I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?” God gave him a puzzled look, and replied “I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”

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