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Funny quotes about December that will spread cheer for all to hear: December is the most wonderful time of the year when people take breaks from their busy work schedule to spend time with family and friends. Bring in fun and laughter in your gatherings as you put smiles on your loved ones faces with these hilarious December quotes written in notes or cards. Enjoy!

Funny December Quotes

  • “The crisp path through the field in this December snow, in the deep dark, where we trod the buried grass like ghosts on dry toast.” – Dylan Thomas
  • “December drops no weak, relenting tear, By our fond Summer sympathies ensnared, Nor from the perfect circle of the year Can even Winter’s crystal gems be spared.” – Christopher Pearce Cranch
  • “When I was a child, my December weekends were spent making cards, decorating the tree, hanging the wreath and preparing brandy butter and peppermint creams.” – Pippa Middleton
  • “Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.” – Edgar Allan Poe
  • “At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May’s new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows.” – William Shakespeare
  • “The crisp path through the field in this December snow, in the deep dark, where we trod the buried grass like ghosts on dry toast.” ― Dylan Thomas
  • “It was snowing. It was always snowing at Christmas. December, in my memory, is white as Lapland, though there were no reindeers. But there were cats.” — Dylan Thomas
  • “In a drear-nighted December, Too happy, happy brook, Thy bubblings ne’er remember Apollo’s summer look; But with a sweet forgetting, They stay their crystal fretting, Never, never petting About the frozen time.” – John Keats
  • “Outside the house it was storming, a busy downfall of flakes that the wind blew lightly across acres of old snow left from December.” – Gladys Hasty Carroll
  • “The sun that brief December day Rose cheerless over hills of gray, And, darkly circled, gave at noon A sadder light than waning moon.” – John Greenleaf Whittier
  • “By December an elastic skin of ice reached out hundreds of miles into the sea, rolling with every wave.” – Will Chancellor
  • “May and October, the best-smelling months? I’ll make a case for December: evergreen, frost, wood smoke, cinnamon.” – Lisa Kleypas
  • “Will love be true as December frost, or fickle and fall like the rose in June?” – Clement Scott
  • “If winter comes can spring be… We’re nearer to spring than we were in september, i heard a bird sing in the dark of december, january, febmar, aprimay, apricots, beneath the bough.” – Sylvia Plath
  • “I wander forth this chill December dawn: John Frost and all his elves are out, I see, As busy as the elfin world can be, Clothing a world asleep with fleecy lawn.” -Robert Buchanan (1841–1901), “Snow”
  • “December,” A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband — Bettina
  • “I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet the words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!” – Henry Wadsworth

    • Funny Quotes About December

    • “Chill December brings the sleet, Blazing fire, and Christmas treat.”– Sara Coleridge
    • “Remember This December, That love weighs more than gold!” – Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon
    • “What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” ― John Steinbeck
    • “It is never over, though we are in December.” ― Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
    • “Kindness is like snow—it beautifies everything it covers.” — Kahlil Gibran
    • “December. A desperate celebration of an end.” ― Chandrama Deshmukh
  • “The cold is coming. December’s winter solstice. Start of the season.” – Robert Pettit
  • “Michigan isn’t just cold in December; it’s artic.” ― Daniel Milstein
  • “In cold December fragrant chaplets blow, And heavy harvests nod beneath the snow.” – Alexander Pope
  • “Cold in the earth and fifteen wild Decembers, From those brown hills, have melted into spring.” – Emily Bronte
  • “A bare tree stands with roots on both ends in December days.” – Kiran Bantawa, “Bare Trees”
  • “The gardening season officially begins on January 1st, and ends on December 31.” – Marie Huston
  • “December’s immaculate coldness feels warm. December feels like blood.” ― Zinaida Gippius
  • “I’ve come to sing you a song called December.” ― Ryan Murphy
  • “December’s wintery breath is already clouding the pond, frosting the pane, obscuring summer’s memory…” – John Geddes
  • “It is December, and nobody asked if I was ready.” ― Sarah Kay
  • “When December comes, can ‘The Nutcracker’ be far behind? No, it can’t – not in America, anyway.” – Robert Gottlieb
  • “There’s something super special about December.” ― Charmaine J. Forde
  • “December is the holdout month, all the others torn away.” ― Anne Gisleson
    • Funny December Quotes