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Hilarious Animal Q&A Jokes
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they play in black-and-white.
Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.
Q: What do you call an alligator with a spyglass?
A: An investigator.
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The Baaaahamas.
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk came into his courtroom?
A: “Odour in the court!”
Q: What day do chickens fear the most?
A: Fry-days.
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away their credit cards.
Q: Who stole the soap out of the bathtub?
A: The robber ducky.
Q: What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
A: Firequackers!
Q: What has fangs and webbed feet?
A: Count Duckula.
Q: What was the goal of the detective duck?
A: To quack the case, of course.
Q: What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
A: It gets toad.
Q: Why did the elephant stay in the airport?
A: They were waiting for their trunk.
Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: What did the duck say when buying lipstick?
A: “Put it on my bill.”
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. Buildings can’t jump.
Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?
A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
A: “Should we walk home or take a dog?“
Q: A pony went to see the doctor because it couldn’t speak.