Funny Alligator Jokes
Got infected from an alligator bite, now I have gatoraids.
Find the Funniest Alligator questions and answers jokes. Do you know that an alligator can go through 3,000 teeth in a lifetime?
Short and Funny Alligator Jokes
Q: Why don’t alligators like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!
Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower?
A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!
Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
A: It’s filled with liti-gators.
Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.
Q: What do alligators call human children?
A: Appetizers.
Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What’s worse than one alligator coming to dinner?
A: Two alligators coming to dinner
Q: What do alligators drink before a race?
A: Gator-Ade.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What’s the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
Q: How many arms has a alligator got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!
Best Alligator Jokes
Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Q: Why won’t alligators attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!
Q: Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
A: He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Q: What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A: A tail-gater.
Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink?
A: Jaw-va
Q: What do you call a alligator without any legs
A: Anything you want, it can’t run after you
Q: What was the nerd alligators favorite programming language?
A: Jaw-va
Q: What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat?
A: a jawbreaker.
Q: Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman?
A: He was an expert dele-gator.
Q: Why shouldn’t you taunt an alligator?
A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end.
Q: What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
A: An irri-gator.
Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator.
Q: What is an alligators favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
Q: What do you get a girl that likes crocodiles?
A: All I got her is shoes.
Q: What did the alligator get after sleeping with a hooker?
A: Gatoraids
Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A: One’s bark is worst than his bite.
The alligator was low on potassium
So I ran to the gatorade
I was going to cook alligator for dinner
But then I realized I only have a croc pot