Hilarious Fire Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud. A firefighter’s job is no joke, but jokes about firefighters are something that every fireman will find hilarious! Here’s our take on funny firefighter jokes.
Funny Fire Jokes
Q: Which English king invented the fireplace
A: Alfred The Grate.
Q: I watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals.
A: It was sole destroying.
Q: Why couldn’t a man smell the smoke in his room
A: He’d burnt his nostril hair!
Q: I bought a friend a fire extinguisher.
A: He was de-lighted.
Q: What did the dad say when his son asked, “Are we breaking the rules by setting fire to the building
A: ” He said, “We are, son.”
Q: What happens when a cow tries to sneak past a dragon
A: You get a fine flaming yawn.
Q: How quickly can a wildfire start
A: Lightning fast.
Q: I searched online for something to light a fire.
A: It said, “No matches found.”
Q: What is fire to a pyrotechnic
A: Just a warm-up.
Each week, Billy sets fires around the neighborhood.
Mom: “My son is a fire starting monster!”
Dad: “Honey, it’s OK. He’s arson.”
Funny Firefighter Jokes
Q: What did the firefighter say when she saw the church razing down
A: “Holy smoke!”
Q: On the inside of a fire hydrant, you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside
A: K9P.
Q: I just got a job at a factory that makes fire hydrants.
A: They would not let me park my car there.
Q: What do you call a woman who puts her credit card statements straight in the fire
A: Bernadette.
Q: What happens when wildfire tells you a joke
A: You get burned!
Q: There was a fire in a yodeling school.
A: Everyone was to exit in an orderly orderly orderly fashion.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory
A: Many soles were lost.
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet
A: To stomp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet
A: To stomp out flaming ducks!
Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus
A: It was intents.
Q: My grandfather always said, “Fight fire with fire.”
A: He was a great man, but a terrible firefighter.
Q: Someone threw my ’70s records on the fire.
A: It was a disco inferno.
Q: What does a burning ember like to sing
A: “Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!”
Q: What did the grill say to the sexy chef
A: “C’mon, baby. Light my fire.”
Q: What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire
A: A toasty ghosty.
Q: What did the fire say was his New Year’s resolution
A: “This year, I’m going to new Fahrenheits.”
Q: What did the collie say to the fire hydrant when he fell in love