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Funny Easter Wishes, Messages, Sayings And Quotes

Funny Easter Wishes, Messages, Sayings And Quotes
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Easter time is a period for fun when people are lighthearted and ready for a good time. To many people, Easter is a joyous occasion that gives them a reason to be happy and enjoy the fun that comes with it.

We at tealsmiles.com have compiled lists of Hilarious Easter Wishes, Messages, Sayings, Greetings And Quotes that you can send to your friend or family. Delight that your long and distance buddy with these lively humorous Easter messages, make them smile and their day memorable.

Funny Easter Wishes

  • I wonder how the Easter Bunny can lay all of those colorful eggs. Happy Easter!
  • Easter is the time of year when all of the Halloween candy miraculously makes it into the Easter Basket. Happy Easter to all the candy lovers out there!
  • Easter is the best time to look for chicks. They are everywhere! Happy Easter!
  • Easter brings happiness and exciting hunts for all children to enjoy. Happy Easter!
  • What goes up must come down. Let your kids enjoy all the candy they want this Easter. Wishing you and you’re a fun-filled Easter!
  • My kids asked me why we dress up for the Easter Bunny every year on Easter because it’s the only time we make it to church. Wishing you a Happy Easter.
  • I think, for a change, we should celebrate with chicken instead of eggs this Easter! That would taste better. Happy Easter.
  • Stand up and cheer, for Easter is here. Happy Easter!
  • What’s Peter Cotton Tail Leaving for you on the bunny trail? Wishing you a Happy Easter with lots of treats!
  • Who’s got the biggest chocolate Easter bunny this year? Happy Easter.
  • It’s the Easter bunny. Happy Easter from my family to yours!
  • Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. Happy Easter everyone!
  • The most interesting part of the Easter celebration is that a bunny lays an egg! Enjoy this occasion to the fullest. Happy Easter Sunday.
  • Celebrate this holy occasion with Easter eggs, but don’t eat them up! Happy Easter.
  • Sending you colourful eggs and tasty chocolates on this Easter. Don’t eat them all alone, share some with others too! Happy Easter.
  • Easter means a celebration with colourful eggs and bunnies. Wishing you an eggy-bunny-happy Easter!
  • Happy Easter! Easter is the only time when you can put all your eggs in one basket and get away with it.
  • My chocolate bunny is bigger than your chocolate bunny. Here’s wishing you a Happy Easter.
  • Why don’t Easter bunnies lay chocolate Easter eggs instead of plastic ones? Happy Easter!
  • Easter is about sharing love, and maybe a little chocolate too. Happy Easter!

    • Funny Happy Easter Messages

    • My dear friend, it’s another time of the year to have fun enjoying those delicious eggs. Happy Easter!
    • Here’s to adding your weight with chocolate on Easter morning! Happy Easter, darling!
    • Why did the Easter Bunny runaway, because the chicken was chasing him.
    • This is the day you can put all your eggs in one basket and none will be broken. I wish you a Happy Easter!
    • I am looking for an Easter egg with a bunny inside it, I believe you have it. Happy Easter!
    • Do your parents know how much you enjoy Easter? Don’t worry your appetite for chocolates is safe with me. Enjoy your Easter to the fullest.
    • I love Easter because it’s a time you can as many chocolates as your hand can get hold of
    • My chocolate bunny is larger than your chocolate bunny. Wish you a Happy Easter.
    • Knock-knock! Who’s there? Easter. Easter who? Easter eggs and Easter Bunnies
    • Happy Easter my friend, I hope you enjoy all the Easter eggs and chocolates your hands can get hold of.
    • Avoid the Easter bunny if you want to have good health, it brings a lot of yummy calories and fun time with the family.
    • Don’t be afraid to enjoy your Easter eggs and Easter bunnies. They hold so much happiness and joy.
    • I am just surprised how the Easter Bunny can lay all of those colorful eggs. Wish you a Happy Easter!
    • Happy Easter! I think my bunny loves you!
    • Let happy thoughts multiply like a bunny. Happy Easter!
    • May the joy of this Easter fill your heart and the rest of the year! Happy Easter!
    • Are you the missing Easter egg? Looks so because you are full of colors, watch out people so that people do not eat you. Happy Easter!
    • I hope you will be able to make it to next week as you are getting into the world of chocolates, eggs, and bunnies. Happy Easter!
    • My chocolate bunny is bigger than yours. Happy Easter!
    • I know how much you love Easter because you will have so many chocolates to eat. Have fun. Happy Easter!

    Hilarious Easter Messages

    • Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off. Happy Easter!
    • Who else loves to bite the heads off their chocolate Easter bunnies? Wishing you all a Happy Easter!
    • I have very big chocolate for you, come and get it, though you have to find it.
    • It’s amazing how a bunny can lay such beautiful eggs. Have a wonderful Easter. Happy Easter to you.
  • This Easter we should try new things, eat the chicken and the eggs. They would taste so nice. Happy Easter!
  • My bunny just laid a golden egg, to want to taste one, come let’s celebrate together. Happy Easter Sunday.
  • The most exciting part of the Easter celebration is that the bunny lays an egg! May you enjoy this Easter celebration occasion to the fullest. I wish you a Happy Easter Sunday.
  • I know how you love chocolates, and this Easter I am sending you chocolate bunnies. Eat them to the fullest. Happy Easter to you!
  • Happy Easter my friend! Can I come over and assist you to get rid of those eggshells?
  • I know how much you love Easter, as it is the chocolate time! May you have fun destroying those delicious eggs.
  • I think we should have a change during this Easter, instead of celebrating with eggs, we celebrate with chicken. I believe it will be awesome. Happy Easter!
  • Beware of the Easter bunny! It comes with a lot of tasty calories and fun time with family.
  • Celebrate and have fun this Easter occasion. Use Easter eggs at the celebration but do not eat them. Happy Easter.
  • Easter is a celebration of colorful eggs and bunnies. I wish you an Easter full of eggs and bunnies. Happy Easter!
  • Happy Easter friend, Hope you enjoy all the eggs you collect.
  • It is the Easter bunny and Easter eggs, but which is which, does a bunny really lay eggs. Wishing you a happy Easter!
  • Happy Easter! This is the day you can put all your gets in one basket and be forgiven
  • Hope you survive or resurrect from the chocolate time you are about to take. Happy Easter!
  • I am sending you beautiful and colorful eggs this Easter season. Be generous, don’t eat them alone, share them with your friends, and let them have a taste of the eggs. Happy Easter.
  • A holiday that starts with Good Friday cannot be a bad holiday at all. Happy Easter!
  • This is the best time of the year to look for chicks because they are everywhere. Wishing you a Happy Easter!

    • Funny Easter Quotes

    • Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. – Marvin Olasky
    • My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. – Amy Sedaris
    • Most people outside of America won’t get it. It’s the Easter bunny. It’s another lie and I don’t understand why we had to invent this character. – Todd Rundgren
  • There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson
  • If you believe in the Easter Bunny, it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi-color eggs in your garden. – Alex Antunes
  • That first Easter must have been awkward because you know the apostles had already divided up Jesus’ stuff. – William Ader
  • Easter has been canceled – they found the body. – Jim Butcher
  • I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. – Caroline Rhea
  • The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig. – Steve Carell
  • Unfortunately, there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.   – Wallace Stevens

    • Funny Easter Sayings

    • Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. – Garrison Keillor
    • Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead and we get chocolate eggs. It’s like turn-down service from God. – Dennis Leary
    • Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. – Clarence W. Hall
    • All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt! – Lucy Van Pelt
    • My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs. – Adam Ferrara
    • Easter is not a passport to another world; it is a quality of perception for this one.  – W.P. Lemon
    • Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas. – Jack Handy
    Funny Easter Wishes, Messages, Sayings And Quotes