Funny memes, funny messages for this new month for him or for her.
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Funny New Month Messages
I know we’re in no competition, but I still set the first text to you the month. Happy new month.
You’re amazing, son. But, wait. What if you really are my son? Happy new month.
Behold a new month. Check your bank balance and let’s see how we’ll turn up tonight. Happy new month, dear.
You love me so much and that’s why I came into this month, so you won’t be sad. Happy new month, dear.
You can disagree with time but can’t change it. Time is flying so fast, and your lazy bone can only hope it crashes. Happy new month, dear.
Wonderful things will happen this month, like more peace and more joy and more space in our stomachs for food. Happy new month.
It’s a new month and I want to shout about it, but you may just think something bites me. So… Happy new month, buddy.
Hello. I pray that you have a lot to do this month, like washing my clothes and other stuff. Happy new month, dear.
Let’s place a bet on who will do more work this month. Cool? Happy new month.
One more serious new month text from you and I’ll hack your phone. Happy new month, fam.
If you like, don’t wake up earlier this month. They will just kick you out of the office. Happy new month.
This month is a good one to play a lot of pranks. Happy new month.
How many more months till we run for president and vice? Happy new month, bro.
I love that the days, weeks and months are moving, no matter how slow, and bringing us to the day you’ll finally get married. Happy new month, bro.
May you win in every gamble you make, except it’s against me. Lol. Happy new month.
Let’s party today like money is not a problem. Happy new month, paddy.
I pray that you’ll be more serious with your life this month, buddy. Happy new month.
My new month gift to you is that I first sent a new month message to you. Happy new month.
I have you and I have new months. That’s all I need to have mad fun. Happy new month.
There’s so much for you to do this month that my only prayer is that it ends ASAP. Happy new month.
If only every day of this month would give us an opportunity to hang out… If only… Happy new month.
Have you ever noticed how the month lasts longer when you’re broke? Happy new month, though.
Say hello to the new month for me. I’m still trying to pack my bags from the previous month. Happy new month to you.
May your bodyguards this month be hitmen! Happy new month, dear.
Isn’t it funny how this month starts with a day with 24 hours? Happy new month.
Listen closely and you’ll find out that today is a normal day. Lol. Happy new month.
Everybody in the world enters a new month, but only I am privileged to enter into it with you. Happy new month.
Is it really a new month or is it just my imagination? Well, this is me being on the safe side and saying “happy new month!” just in case, it’s a new month.
Rest assured this month will be awesome. What else do you expect when you have me? Happy new month.
One thing I’ll never stop doing is sending a new month message, even in my grave. Lol. Happy new month.
None of the new month messages you’ll get today will be as sweet as this. Happy new month to you.
The thing is this month feels like the one that will bring my first million. Happy new month.
Hey. This is to hail a source of my strength and a source of my troubles and to wish him a happy new month.
They say we can do whatever we want to do, so I just increased the number of days in last month. This is not happy new month, my friend.
I’m happy you were counted privileged to enter this month with me. Lol. Happy new month.
It’s a new month and you need to get more serious with your life. If you take this advice, I’ll defriend you. Happy new month.
So we can officially refer to your mistakes of yesterday as history? You’re joking, fam! Happy new month.
No matter how many months pass, I won’t forget the money you owe me. Happy new month.
After all the noise about how last noise was great and should not end, here we are. I’m disappointed. Happy new month.
Fortunately, you have me to love throughout the month and beyond, until one of us dumps the other. Lol. Happy new month.
If you bought a toothbrush three months ago, now’s the perfect time to go for a change. Happy new month, fam.
Being the vamp of your life, I wish that May the new month unfolds some ravishing twists and turns in the life that you have never expected. I meant only the good ones. Happy new month.
Just wanted to remind you that the deadline for reaching your goals and doing your leftover works has been extended for yet another 30 days. So be glad and challenge the new month.
Look around and you’ll see that there’s no difference between the number of hours in the old and new month. Hope you use this new month, wisely. Happy new month.
The deadline for reaching your goals has been extended for yet another 30 days. So smile and explore the colors of the new month.
There is no bad month. There are only 12 months and a new month every 30 days. So, don’t be hopeless as you always are and Keep on pushing towards your goals.
May the new month unfolds the turns and twists in your life that you have never expected. I meant only the good ones.
May the days and four weeks in this month not daze you till you fall weak. Happy new month, pawn.
I don’t know why I’m sending this to you, but, well, happy new month.
How many more months until the rapture? Happy new month, dear.
Hello. Just decided to let you know that I already informed the new month that you’re in it. Happy new month.
I hope you get more active on Facebook this month. Happy new month.
This month, do your best to reduce the number of status updates on your WhatsApp. Happy new month.
Have you ever had a reason not to wish me a happy new month? Do you see? I’m not like you. Happy new month, friend.
I keep wondering why we don’t celebrate new months every week. Maybe that would make it boring. Happy new month.
We’ll do our best to make this month as hot as fire, right? Happy new month, dear.
Turn around and tell someone close to you that it’s a new month! Happy new month to you.
What will we gain if we don’t rock the hell out of this month? Happy new month.
Do you know that no matter how hard you try, the month will always have four weeks? Now you know. Happy new month.
The arrival of a new month means having to pay all the bills again! Hope you pull through another month without getting bankrupt! Happy New Month!
Happy New Month to you! Your life will not suddenly become happier next month if you do not change your habits! So better start working hard!
You have been awesome in this month and will be even more awesome in the upcoming month. Just kidding! Anyway, wish you all the best for the new month.
Wave goodbye to your empty pockets and exhausted soul. Welcome the new month with a new life full of energy.
