Wednesday is an interesting day; the mid-week enthusiasm, some refer to it as hump day, a day which is halfway through the week. Once you get over the day you are on the way to the weekend.
Looking for some humor on Wednesday? Here, we’ve rounded up some very hilarious Wednesday morning quotes, sayings, texts to help you get through Hump Day.
These funny and catchy quotes and sayings about happy Wednesday is great to share with friends and family, to sail through the week with a smile and some humor. .Have fun!
“Have a Wacky Wednesday! Don’t forget to smile and laugh once in a while.”
“Okay! I did Monday and Tuesday. I would like to move straight to Friday now.”
“Have a happy Wednesday! May the Lord bless your day with peace of mind and a heart full of happiness.”
“Welcome! Today’s special are: Lack of sleep, up too early and low on patience. Thank you come again.”
“I’d like mornings better if thy started later.”
“Have a great Wednesday. Only two more days until Friday.”
“Today is “Wonderful Women Wednesday.” Here’s to all the strong women out there who are wonderful in their own unique way.”
“Today is Walk Tall Wednesday. Walk tall with your head held high. Don’t let yourself shrink into the background today. Be confident in yourself.”
“Today is “Wake up Wednesday.” Don’t just slide out of bed today. Jump out of bed and go for an early morning run if that will wake you up. Listen to energetic music that will pump you up for the day ahead. Grab a nice cup of coffee and get ready to tackle your day.”
“It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.”
“Today is “Work Hard Wednesday.” While you should give it your best every day, this Wednesday, remind yourself of how your hard work will pay off. Instead of phoning it in today, make an effort in every little thing you do. See how much of a difference your hard work makes and strive to work hard every day.”
“On this Wednesday, you might be waiting for the right time to do that thing that you have always wanted to do but never found the right time. If you keep asking yourself “when” the right time is, the answer is now! Now is the time to seize the day and make your goals a reality. Do not let anyone hold you back, including your own self.”
“I am happier than a camel on a Wednesday.”
“Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Enjoy your day!”
“It is Wellness Wednesday. Take care of yourself, stay refreshed, and stress less.”
“Today is “walk it off” Wednesday. If something is bothering you, walk it off by taking a walk and getting some fresh air. Then, see if there is anything you can do to resolve this issue. Sometimes, however, all we need is some time to go outside for a walk to get some air. That act alone can help us calm down.”
“Keep going! You’re half way to the weekend.”
“Welcome to another wonderful Wednesday. Wake up and be thankful!”
“Happy Wednesday! God’s mercies beget a fresh morning. Have an amazing day.”
“Today is Wednesday! Thank God and be grateful that you get to live another day.”
“Today is Wednesday. I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m blessed. I’m grateful for this day.”
“Today is Workout Wednesday. Make a change in your life by pushing your limits.”
“The sun is shining, it is a brand new day, and I am happy to be alive. Happy Wednesday!”
“Wednesday is the perfect mix of “wow, it’s Wednesday already?” and “it’s only Wednesday?”
“Good Wednesday morning! Today we are going to get over the hump and slide on to the weekend.”
“Hip hip hooray, it is happy hump day!” (Wednesday)
“Happy, Happy Wednesday! Smile the week is half over!”
“It’s Wednesday. That means that we are over the hump!”
“Rise and grind. It’s Hump Day!.”
“Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that.”
“Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s Wednesday.”
“They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.”
“Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Enjoy your day.”
“Have a wacky Wednesday!!!”
“Good Morning!!!Guess what day it is??? Yep….hump day!!!”
“Happy Wednesday! I think I can see the weekend from here.”
“Good Morning. Happy Wednesday. Need my morning coffee.”
“Hump Day…Not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.”
“Happy Wednesday! Have a Bright and Beautiful Day.”
“No one can motivate you if you are not willing to do it for yourself.”
“Keep Going. You’re half-way to the weekend.”
“Happy Wednesday! I thought that I would stop by with a smile to brighten up your Wednesday for a while.”
“Good Wednesday Morning everyone! Put a smile on your face we going over the hump and down sliding to the weekend.”
“Today will be a wonderful Wednesday if you let it. Allow yourself to have a good day and everything else will fall into place.”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
“Sometimes all takes is just a little smile to get us up and over the hump.”
“Wednesday: it’s almost, s orta, kinda, close to, just, about nearly the weekend.”
“It’s woohoo Wednesday. Today is going to be a good day. ”
“Happy Wednesday! Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”
“To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are.”– Unknown
“Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.”– Anthony T. Hincks
“Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!”– Blake Shelton
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”– Mean Girls
“On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true That who is what and what is who.”– Winnie-the-Pooh
“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.”– Demetri Martin
“Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.”– Anthony T. Hincks
“Keep Calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have 2 more days to go.”– Unknown
“Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt.” – Dr. Samuel Johnson
“It will not be lonely on Wednesday when it has all around it.”– Anthony T. Hincks
“The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.”– Unknown
“Without the week, where would the week be?”– Anthony T. Hincks
“Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please???”– Unknown
“On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.”– Kit Williams
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.”– Zig Ziglar
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” – Albert Einstein
“They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.”– Robert A. Heinlein
“There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.”– John Major
“Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.” – Unknown
“When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.”– Dane Cook
“When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.”– John Wyndham
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”– Will Rogers
“Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.”–Anthony T. Hincks
“Practical! On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything. What’s up”– Kit Williams
“Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right!”– Henry Ford
“Nothing ruin Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.”– Unknown
“You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.”– Wayne Gretzky
“When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.” – Unknown
“I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”– Unknown
“Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.”– Michael Caine
“If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.”– George Carlin
“I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.”– Unknown
“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!”– Lee Fox Williams
“Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do.”– Unknown
“In life only one thing is certain, Friday will come.”– Unknown
“My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.”– Arsene Wenger
“Good morning Wednesday! Spreading some early morning cheerfulness to get you day started. Wishing you a lovely day.”– Unknown
“Good Morning! Part of me thinking ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!”– Unknown
“To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.”– Dwayne Johnson
“If you see me talking to myself. I’m having a staff meeting.”– Unknown
“Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.”– Walter Moers