Funny hot weather questions and answers humor: You might as well laugh while it’s burning up outside!
Here are some hilarious and best heat jokes to play with friends and for school kids picnic games.
Funny Heat Q&A Jokes
Q: What does a bee do when it is hot?
A: He takes off his yellow jacket!
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: How do heat lamps communicate?
A: Lampost
Q: What did the one pig say to the another at the beach?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold!
Q: How hot is it in Southern California?
A: So hot every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon!
Q: How hot is a Los Angeles summer?
A: So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!
Q: What happened after the mom purchased a loaf of bread from Albertsons?
A: By the time she got home it was toast!
Q: What do you need to visit Death Valley, Arizona?
A: Dental Records
Q: What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California summer?
A: Mrs. Droughtfire.
Q: What did the air conditioning say to the man?
A: I’m your biggest fan.
Q: What are the only two seasons in Phoenix, Arizona?
A: Hot and Hotter.
Best Heat Jokes
Question: How hot is it?
Possible Answers:
- The Cows Are Giving Evaporated Milk.
- The Birds Have To Use Potholders To Pull Worms Out Of The Ground.
- The Potatoes Cook Underground, And All You Have To Do To Have Lunch Is To Pull One Out And Add Butter, Salt And Pepper.
- Farmers Are Feeding Their Chickens Crushed Ice To Keep Them From Laying Hard-Boiled Eggs.
- You Start Buying Stock In Gatorade.
- The Chickens Are Laying Hard-Boiled Eggs
- You No Longer Associate Bridges (Or Rivers) With Water.
- You Can Say 113 Degrees Without Fainting.
- Satan Decided To Take The Day Off.
- The Four Seasons Are: Tolerable, Hot, Really Hot And Are You Kidding Me?!
- You Eat Hot Chilies To Cool Your Mouth Off.
- I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat And They Were Both Walkin’
- Hot Water Now Comes Out Of Both Taps.
- Every Time I Think About Ice, Water Pours Out Of My Ears.
- You Learn That A Seat Belt Makes A Pretty Good Branding Iron.
- The Temperature Drops Below 95, You Feel A Bit Chilly.
- You’Ve Experienced Condensation On Your Butt From The Hot Water In The Toilet Bowl.
- You Would Give Anything To Be Able To Splash Cold Water On Your Face.
- You Actually Burn Your Hand Opening The Car Door.
- You Realize That Asphalt Has A Liquid State.
- The Trees Are Whistling For The Dogs.
- You Start Putting Ice Cubes In Your Water Bed.
- Your Dream House Is Any House In Alaska.
- You Can Make Instant Sun Tea.
- The Trees Are Whistling For Dogs.
- Your Car Overheats Before You Drive It.
- Hot Water Now Comes Out Of Both Taps.